Villarreal to open sushi restaurant

[greenjoe]

And no tortillas.

[Eagle-96]

1 hour ago, TheTastyGreek said:

Will my chair have a seatback? 

As long as it is provided by Rock And Roll Sushi. Patrons are NOT allowed to bring their own chairbacks.*

* subject to change at any time and on any whim

[TheTastyGreek]

54 minutes ago, greenjoe said:

And no tortillas.

This joke deserves better than crickets.

Piles and piles of dead crickets. 

[Army of Dad]

1 hour ago, TheTastyGreek said:

Will my chair have a seatback? 

Have you called to ask?

[Moobs]

18 hours ago, Army of Dad said:

Have you called to ask?

Why bother?  They won't answer the phone unless you have the double secret probation phone number.  And if they do answer, they won't be able to answer your questions.

Edited March 4, 2017 by Moobs

[greenminer]

Kitchen cancers?

[Cerebus]

17 hours ago, Army of Dad said:

Does anyone else get the feeling that @Cerebus or @Harry or someone else has been playing with sock puppets lately?

You caught us.  There hasn't been a Brett Vito at the DRC since 2012.  He quit that year to become a fishing guide in Patagonia.  Belo pays so little attention to the DRC and Mean Green sports that we decided to take advantage of a payroll glitch to just split his writing duties between us and keep cashing the checks.

That is why "Brett Vito" never got a parking pass.  Harry and I already have one.  

 

 

[UNT 90 Grad]

Call me skeptical, but this article seems fishy. 

[EagleMBA]

48 minutes ago, UNT 90 Grad said:

Call me skeptical, but this article seems fishy. 

Yes, the whole thing is fishy for the most part. However, there will be a signature menu item...The Mississippi Critter Roll.

[TheWestie]

Keiichi will never play Rock and Roll Sushi at home, no matter how nice and new their facility is.

[risinggreen]

There  are plenty of cheaper ways to lose 50 pounds.

 

[GoMeanGreen1999]

Wonder if Ray likes Sushi?  

[GreenMachine]

20 hours ago, Moobs said:

Why bother?  They won't answer the phone unless you have the double secret probation phone number.  And if they do answer, they won't be able to answer your questions.

You can always try calling TCU, they answer on the first ring.

[jtm0097]

I got a sneak peak at the menu.

 

Todd Dodge Roll- It's an underwhelming "Southlake" Dragon Roll. It sounds promising but will end up giving you heartburn.

Why Not North Texas Roll- stuffed with Gator meat and produce from Iowa. It goes well with a shot of Grey Goose. 

Tony Benford Roll- It is a roll that is stuffed with great ingredients. However, it ends up being a dumpster fire. There's a good chance it will be scrapped from the menu soon.

Edited March 4, 2017 by jtm0097

[UNT 90 Grad]

1 hour ago, jtm0097 said:

I got a sneak peak at the menu.

 

Todd Dodge Roll- It's an underwhelming "Southlake" Dragon Roll. It sounds promising but will end up giving you heartburn.

Why Not North Texas Roll- stuffed with Gator meat and produce from Iowa. It goes well with a shot of Grey Goose. 

Tony Benford Roll- It is a roll that is stuffed with great ingredients. However, it ends up being a dumpster fire. There's a good chance it will be scrapped from the menu soon.

The Dickey Roll comes with restaurant crayons regardless of the customer's age...because there is never a bad time to draw.  If you order as part of a combo, it comes with a Diet Coke. 

 

Beware:  some have complained that the Dickey Roll has given them the runs. 

[Snowy]

I actually think this is kind of cool. I presume the sushi place will support the mean green in some way (specials, away game watching party, etc) and we could use more business that support UNT. 

[Rudy]

5 hours ago, jtm0097 said:

I got a sneak peak at the menu.

 

Todd Dodge Roll- It's an underwhelming "Southlake" Dragon Roll. It sounds promising but will end up giving you heartburn.

Why Not North Texas Roll- stuffed with Gator meat and produce from Iowa. It goes well with a shot of Grey Goose. 

Tony Benford Roll- It is a roll that is stuffed with great ingredients. However, it ends up being a dumpster fire. There's a good chance it will be scrapped from the menu soon.

I wonder if they'll serve poplers?

[FirefightnRick]

Smells like 94 feet in the Texas heat.

 

Rick

[Army of Dad]

14 hours ago, jtm0097 said:

 

Tony Benford Roll- It is a roll that is stuffed with great ingredients. However, it ends up being a dumpster fire. There's a good chance it will be scrapped from the menu soon.

Edited 13 hours ago by jtm0097

 Think that roll will stay on the menu for at least five years, drive away half of the customers and lead to failing health inspections three times.

It does come with a "shooter" to help you "rebound".

[UNT90]

The Hattiesburg Hustler will promise the finest of Pacific salmon pre-restaurant opening and advertise such ineffectively. But once the restaurant opens, customers will find only fish species found in Lake Ray Roberts offered on the menu...

Also, a donation jar for Southern Miss athletics will be sitting on the register counter. 

[GreenMachine]

16 hours ago, UNT 90 Grad said:

The Dickey Roll comes with restaurant crayons regardless of the customer's age...because there is never a bad time to draw.  If you order as part of a combo, it comes with a Diet Coke. 

 

Beware:  some have complained that the Dickey Roll has given them the runs. 

And hard to pass.

[FirefightnRick]

The Hosomaki Hustler

 

 

Rick

[KingDL1]

Dickey Tempura

 

[KRAM1]

7 hours ago, UNT90 said:

The Hattiesburg Hustler will promise the finest of Pacific salmon pre-restaurant opening and advertise such ineffectively. But once the restaurant opens, customers will find only fish species found in Lake Ray Roberts offered on the menu...

Also, a donation jar for Southern Miss athletics will be sitting on the register counter. 

You are just mad the tip jar won't be for TCU.

[UNT90]

2 minutes ago, KRAM1 said:

You are just mad the tip jar won't be for TCU.

It may be. The Hattiesburg Hustler rolled through that place, also. Probably gives more money to them than UNT. You know, just like he did to a conference rival while employed at UNT.