Christopher Walker

Damnit, NBC. C'mon. We're in probably the most-photographed era of Mean Green football, and you couldn't even just pick up something recent from the AP or someone local?? Geez...

Nooooooo

He is. Check his lines again: Rico Bussey, Jr.
 • Tied 2nd Receiving Touchdowns (12)
• 22nd in Receiving Yards (904)• 24th in Receiving Yards Per Game (90.4)
• Long Scrimmage Yards (14th 20+)• Long Receiving Plays (Tied 12th 20+)
• Tied 18th in Kicks/Punts Blocked (1)

And has stated as much.

SUNK YOUR BATTLESHIP | STATS AFTER OLD DOMINION Le sigh. http://www.cfbstats.com/2018/national/index.html - BOLD for stats in the top 5 nationally per category Top 25 rankings through Monday, October 29, 2018 
OFFENSE 
• Scoring Offense - 20th at 37.2 ppg, Tied 24th for TDs at 47, Tied 18th overall for total points at 372
 • Passing Offense - 11th at 317.2 ypg, 10th for Passing Yards at 3172, Tied 21st for Passing TDs at 23, Tied 2nd for INTs Allowed at 2 • Total Offense - 21st at 464.7 ypg, 22nd for Total Yards at 4647, 24th for Total Plays at 750
 • First Downs - 11th at 25.1 pg, Tied 10th for Total First Downs at 251, Tied 4th for Passing First Downs at 146, Tied 14th for Penalty First Downs at 235 • Long Scrimmage Yards - Tied 19th of 10+, Tied 15th of 20+, Tied 19th of 30+
 • Long Passing Yards - Tied 5th of 10+, Tied 12th 20+, Tied 8th 30+ • Punt Returns - 8th at 17.30 ypp avg, Tied 15th for Punt Return TDs at 1
 • Long Punt Returns - Tied 19th of 30+... Tied for 1st of 90+ at 1
 • Kickoff Returns - 23rd at 23.70 ypp avg, Tied 6th of Kickoff Return TDs at 1
 • Long Kickoff Returns - Tied 19th of 50+, Tied 12th of 60+, Tied 10th of 70+, Tied 7th of 80+, Tied 5th of 90+
 • Field Goals - Tied 24th at Percentage Made at 84.2%, Tied 14th at 1.6 made pg 

DEFENSE 
• Turnover Margin - 14th for Total Margin of 8, 14th at 0.80 margin pg
 • Sacks - Tied for 6th at 30.0, Tied 7th in Sack Yards at 217, Tied 15th in Sacks Per Game at 3.00 pg 
• Tackles for Loss - Tied 21st at 73.0, Tied 10th in TFL Yards at 313 
• Interceptions - Tied 5th at 14 total, Tied 7th in Pick Sixes at 2, Tied 5th at Int pg at 1.40 pg 
• Scoring Defense - Tied 21st at 20.3 pg, Tied 18t of TDs allowed at 23 
• Rushing Defense - 12th at 103.50 ypg, 14th at Rushing Yards Avg at 3.14 ypr
 • Passes Defended - 25th at 55
, 25th of Defended per game at 5.50 pg • Opponent First Down - 25th at 18.0 pg • Opponent Third Down % - 19th at 32.65% • Opponent Fourth Down % - 13th at 35.71%
 • Opponent Red Zone Conversion - Tied 24th for TDs Allowed in Red Zone at 15, 14th in TD% at 48.39% • Opponent Long Rushing Plays Allowed - Tied 13th at 32 
• Kicks/Punts Blocked - Tied for 11th at 3
 • Opponent Punting - 5th at 37.66 ypp avg
 • Opponent Long Punt Returns - Tied for 1st at 0
 Individual Player Rankings
 Mason Fine 
• 9th in Passing (311.9 ypg)
 • 6th in Total Passing Yards (3119) 
• 12th in Total Offense (312.7 ypg) • 8th in Total Yards (3127) • Tied 8th in Total Plays (443)
 • Tied 2nd in Passing Attempts (388) • 3rd in Passing Completions (247) • Tied 3rd in Passing Attempts Per Game (38.8 pg) 
• 25th in Passer Rating (149.72) 
• Long Passing Plays (4th 10+, Tied 5th 20+, Tied 3rd 30+) • Tied 14th for Passing Touchdowns (23) 
• Tied 12th at Interceptions (2) 
 Rico Bussey, Jr.
 • Tied 2nd Receiving Touchdowns (12)
 • 22nd in Receiving Yards (904) • 24th in Receiving Yards Per Game (90.4) 
• Long Scrimmage Yards (14th 20+) • Long Receiving Plays (Tied 12th 20+) 
• Tied 18th in Kicks/Punts Blocked (1) 
Cole Hedlund 
• Tied 17th in Overall Scoring (9.0 ppg)
 • 17th in Points (90) 
• Tied 21st in Field Goals % (84.2%)
 • Tied 10th in FG Made (16) 
• Tied 14th in Field Goals Made/Game (1.6 made pg) 
DeAndre Torrey
 • Tied 8th in Rushing TDs (12) • 11th in Kickoff Returns (27.50 ypk avg)
 • Tied 13th, or 4th in Long Kickoff Return Plays (50+ through 90+ yards)
 • Tied 5th in Kickoff Returns for TDs (1) 
 Keegan Brewer
 • Tied 1st in Long Punt return plays of 90+ yards
 • Tied 2nd in Punt Returns for TDs (1) 
 E.J. Ejiya • Tied 16th in Assisted Tackles (52) 
• Tied 18th in Sack Yards (51) 
• Tied 5th in Tackles For Loss (17.5) 
• Tied 22nd for TFL Yards (66) • Tied 6th in TFL pg (1.75 pg)
 
• Tied 18th in Kicks/Punts Blocked (1) LaDarius Hamilton 
• Tied 18th in Sack Yards (51) 
 Brandon Garner
 • Tied 23rd in Tackles For Loss (13.5)
 • 16th in TFL Yards (72) 
Kemon Hall
 • Tied 7th in Interceptions (4) • Tied for 1st in Pick-Sixes (2) 
• Tied 3rd for Int per game (0.50 pg)
 • Tied 7th for Passes Defended (15)
 • 2nd in Passes Defended per game (1.88 pg) 
 Nate Brooks
 • Tied 7th in Interceptions (4) 
• 11th for Int per game (0.40 pg) 
• Tied 19th for Passes Defended (12) • Tied 25th for Passes Defended Per Game (1.20) 
 Khairi Muhammad 
• Tied 21st in Interceptions (3) 
 Dion Novil 
• Tied 18th in Kicks/Punts Blocked (1)

#RatPoison !

This.

This is incredibly ridiculous.

HOLY SH*T. As if to perfectly troll, ESPN just cut to the Alamodome for warm-ups.

Man these refs are such trash.

Rico did of all people, yeah.

And one of the Monarch's sideline coaches just came streaking onto the field in what looked like taunting to our side. What the eff is happening?

No, see - you just shake hands, guys. That's all you need. 😉

There’s just no way.

No way.