MeanGreenTeeth

Yeah. I've watched most of the Texas games this year. That defense was hot garbage despite being far more athletic than most teams they played. They gave up 48 points to Kansas, y'all (for comparison Baylor gave up 6). We don't want any part of that.

North Texas stadium fumbles among worst football venues in college sports What an oddly written headline. I get they're going for some sort of pun, but 'fumbles' doesn't work in this sentence, so it doesn't make sense on any level. Am I missing something?

I was really inspired by the "12 fluid oz" finale!!

It was a joke..sorry for the confusion. The music is really from Super Mario Bros. I was (and mistakenly thought you were) being facetious. No insult was intended.

It was from Burgertime, dummy. That's why he was call Jamario "Burger Droppin" Thomas. It was a play on Dave Thomas, the founder of Wendy's.

Nah. I'm glad Nike has taught me that the US flag is a symbol of racism and oppression. Just like I was so happy that Gillette taught me that assaulting women was wrong. What would we do without our corporate betters?

Maybe on the Moon.

No need to brag.

Wrong guy, dummy. It's Johann Elert Bode. I've heard that he intensely studied Uranus.

Sorry guys. I don't condone sicking dogs on raccoons (nice way for your dog to lose an eye or get rabies, idiot), but at the end of the day, I just can't get worked up about this. I can't see how it would be prosecutable in any way, and while it certainly is pretty low-class, low-class has pretty much become the standard based on most college-aged kids twitter pages.

It doesn't update until the morning.

I think that's exactly right. I'm not stating he is a bad AD or anything and I get that people like that he is approachable and authentic. If he can raise money and bring in championships who really cares. I was just stating that his public speaking leaves a little to be desired, not that it really matters that much.

Sometimes I wonder if I live on an alternate planet as everyone else. Don't get me wrong, Wren seems to have everything going the right direction, but he's pretty bad at public speaking.

I don't know, but I feel bad that they wasted it on Spav. Lord...