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Ok, so let's move forward to a world where the decision is made and it's time to support our new leader. We've talked about all sorts of options around him, but what about Graduate Assistants? Any thoughts on what GAs we should be focusing in on to take our program to the next level?

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We need a name GA to excite the fanbase and sell tickets. No experimental GAs.

You were just a gleam in your daddy's eye the last time we had a successful GA. Hells Bells, how many horrible GA's have we trotted out there in the last few decades because the Sun Belt was our barometer???! More importantly, you young gun alums don't have a clue what a true diet coke boy is like! Important, rich, powerful...though conveniently nameless...people have talked to me, and again conveniently me only, and told me that our next GA will be a GA to rival all GA's. A GA for the ages!!! Oh yeah, and vote Republican.

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Why not hire the greatest GA of all time: the great G.A. Moore, winningest high school coach of all time. He's just up the road in Aubrey.

http://photoblog.sta.../coach-ga-moore

Why would he come here and take the meager salary we have to offer a GA? Just so he can use us as a stepping stone to being a position coach at a big school from an AQ program? He seems like a good, spiritually centered man, but could he relate to the socio-economic, ethno-religious diversity and environmental sensitivity of the college age youth coming here from the distressed inner city and privileged suburban programs where we must recruit for our program to thrive?

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Ok, so let's move forward to a world where the decision is made and it's time to support our new leader. We've talked about all sorts of options around him, but what about Graduate Assistants? Any thoughts on what GAs we should be focusing in on to take our program to the next level?

Next let's discuss who should be the head cheerleader next year.

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I can't believe we've left out the most important question of all. Who's going to man the Syracuse Sausage kiosk in the new stadium? For the love of all things holy, man! We need answers!

Syracuse Sausage? Really? Syracuse?

Let's bring in some good Texas versions like Chappell Hill or Burton. For all that is clean and good, Syracuse is in freakin' New York!

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