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Happy equal pay day @Lydia Gooding

If we’ve learned to never leave a timeout sitting once we pushed and didn’t get the look we wanted, great - that’s growth. If it keeps happening along with a general lack of plays/looks for certain player combos, then yeah, let’s have a measured conversation and probably not invite a few folks.

This cat I keep feeding won’t stop showing up!

Hell yeah, brother. I didn’t take these viagra to masturbate to just any big-boned gal off the last trolley in town. Hey Alexis - open HornPub / Big Naturals and dim the oil lamps. I’m taking a model T to jizzizzippi!

Woj is saying it’s a 2 year deal with a mutual option for 3. No info on cost breakdown yet.

The produced game day experience has felt frozen in time for multiple decades now. Really thought Wren was gonna invest in it, then had hopes for the next regime and now I just hope we finally get mops. I still remember the high of the RV memorial replay monitor coming in after the UTA loss and can’t wait to feel that way about some piddly little push brooms.

Let Andrew count things in peace. It’s like a super power for him and he deserves to be happy.

I could have created this thread six months ago with ChatGPT and a six-pack and it would still suck less than the last several pages.

Price looks #nice to me.

I opened that same stupid table track thinking it would take 15-20 minutes to put together and walked away more angry about it (and the blister on my thumb from the stupid tacks) than the bunk beds we put together next. I hope you poured a good drink after because we sure did.

Big “my kids don’t call me anymore, please argue with me on the college sports board so I’m not alone on Christmas” energy. Well done and merry merry to all!

A 3 page ode to censorship on a Tuesday? Good stuff. Enjoy the bye week, everyone! Be sure to grab a weird shirt on the way out.

Show some respect. This man walked so @rojomojo could run.

Beats Groomer Later?

Is Effeminate Hank the Milo Yiannopoulos of GMG?

Damn - had no idea we had a shot at him. Weird fit, but definitely a change in philosophy we’ve only tried in spurts.

Slowly making the whole program out of youth ministers in under two years was the boldest strategy of all.

Not saying you’re wrong, but please note how many pages this search term reveals on the site.

You’re getting the team you personally absolutely deserve

Think about the years 2006-2023 and start categorizing games… Script one: blow out some crappy school and enjoy it. These are fun and the offense has turned a corner and you know, the defense did limit scoring! [Available for most second home games] Script two: Give up a TD immediately. Answer back and make it feel like we’re in for a shootout. Some mistake happens and then all goes to hell when the defense makes two stops all day. Most of the board ends the day mad at the QB. (Available 50-60% of most seasons.) Script three: Jump out to a 2ish score lead and then crumble. Usually happens when the vibes feel way too good early and the offense can’t score or run clock every single possession. [Available in UTSA or La Tech models] Script four: Lay a fat turd and be down four scores in the second quarter. (Available in limited edition SMU and Bowl Game models) Please add or modify as you see fit.

It’s nice to see Red’s old space get used I guess, but seems like a cursed spot that still hasn’t lived up to its potential. Related, but anyone heard what’s going into the Armadillo and Boca 31 spots? I’ve heard Union Bear, which is just weird on a few levels, but haven’t seen anything official. I guess that pairs well with the Rodeo Goat that’s about to open.

Seems like many of our fan grievances stem from the fact that a vocal few of you are unlikeable people/coworkers and your acquaintances/colleagues enjoy douchebaging with you about college sports.

One in Lewisville headed South just before the Hebron/121 exits too.