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Magellan and his whiskey tango wife that begins sentences with "baby" were probably looking at Sanger High School after they missed the turn to Wal-Mart to get her wedding dress after the Dollar General let them down.

Why would anyone listen to a douche who takes football advice from his old lady who I must repeat starts sentences with "baby" and furthermore is pathetic enough to post it? I can only assume he throws mean jazz hands.

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Magellan and his whiskey tango wife that begins sentences with "baby" were probably looking at Sanger High School after they missed the turn to Wal-Mart to get her wedding dress after the Dollar General let them down.

Why would anyone listen to a douche who takes football advice from his old lady who I must repeat starts sentences with "baby" and furthermore is pathetic enough to post it. I can only assume he throws mean jazz hands.

Well, not just "Baby", but "Oh, Baby", as in "Oh Baby, it's really small..."

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Maybe Jethro and his cousin will have a different opinion of our facilities after they park their short bus in the Fouts lot, walk the new pedestrian bridge to Apogee, take their seat in the visitors section (with a nice panoramic view of the alumni section and the press box), enjoy some well prepared stadium concessions, and witness the near biblical destruction of their beloved Golden Eagles at the hands of Coach Mac's Mean Green.

I guess they can drive by Jerry World on their way back to Hooterville, and question whether it's even capable of hosting NFL games. :wacko:

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