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Niiiice.

You know how I know you're gay?

You make yourself sandwiches on sourdough bread.

I, for one, hate Jessica Simpson. My dumbass sister idolizes her because she's a dumb blonde with a lot of money, just what she (my sister) wants to be. What a career goal..what a role model. Say what you will about Nick Lachey, but he gave up the "playa's life" for her stupid ass, and no matter how much you hate boy-band pop, you have to admit, he's got star quality all around-build, looks, voice, whatever. And from what I read and from what my friends in Cali tell me, he's a really cool, laid-back guy, not like most celebs.

Romo's stock (as a person, not a player) dropped with me when I found out that that scary rumor (hooking up with Simpson) was true.

His stock as a player dropped when it was obvious that a borderline-retarded hottie could distract him enough to make the Cowboys lose a "gimme" game.

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You know how I know you're gay?

I saw you make yourself sandwiches a spinach dip on in a loaf of sourdough bread once.

FTFY

Spoken like a true Coldplay fan who once macramed himself a pair of jean shorts.

Say what you will about Nick Lachey, but he gave up the "playa's life" for her stupid ass, and no matter how much you hate boy-band pop, you have to admit, he's got star quality all around-build, looks, voice, whatever. And from what I read and from what my friends in Cali tell me, he's a really cool, laid-back guy, not like most celebs.

Yeah...that was kinda gay. Just messing with ya, man...

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http://omg.yahoo.com/tony-romos-bad-luck-charm/news/4872

This is sooooo true. I've said it all of last season. I think Jerry Jones personally should escort these bad luck babes out of texas stadium and across highway 114 into the nearest fast food joint.

Did we learn nothing from "The Natural"? Roy Hobbs was a disaster as soon as he got involved with Memo Paris! Ditch the blonde.

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