Another Letter To The Editor From Denia

[SUMG]

At least the prolific John Weber gets creative with his writing.....but points off for lack of originality. Calling it The Green Death Star, is just copying The Death Star nickname for Cowboys Stadium. Anyway here's Johnny's weekly (or it is daily?) effort. The fourth letter:

http://www.dentonrc.com/sharedcontent/dws/drc/opinion/letters/stories/DRC_Letters_0208.133956b5b.html

[Eagle1855]

The stadium is being built. So what exactly are they hoping to accomplish with these letters? I'm not trying to be a jerk, I really want to know what is the issue and what they think can still be done.

[Green Lantern]

Well, at least he properly references himself as "Jar Jar", universally the most hated character in the entire Star Wars saga. So, we got that going for us.

[Green P1]

The stadium is being built. So what exactly are they hoping to accomplish with these letters? I'm not trying to be a jerk, I really want to know what is the issue and what they think can still be done.

You already know haters just be hatin.

[UNT90]

Sounds like a give up letter to me. Thank God, and about time.

[Eagle1855]

You already know haters just be hatin.

Only God can judge me now.

[rcade]

Someone on GMG who lives in Denton should write a letter to the <i>DRC</i> supporting the stadium and countering the claims of the Denia group. Although they can't stop the stadium at this point, there's probably ways the city of Denton could still screw things up. People who like the idea of the stadium and believe the city benefits from it should speak out.

[Mean Green Matt]

John Weber sits in his living room in the Denia neighborhood of Denton, and opens a guidbook to editorial writing...he reads, and reads, and reads. Then he reaches the rule that would finally take him to the next level...

Editorial Writing Rule #364: If it is impossible to gain credibility on the merits of your argument, only one viable option remains. Turn you letter into a Star Wars metaphor.

John Weber: (yells triumphantly) "Yes, YEEESSS, that will do it (evil laugh). Those UNT folks will finally know that I mean business. Oh, crap." (Weber quickly becomes quiet and looks toward the TV concernedly) "Did I remember to DVR Star Trek?"

(Curtains Close and Fade to Black)

[forevereagle]

If his bad Star Wars metaphor is any indication, I believe that he may now try to attack the stadium. I think we can now consider him a terrorist.

[All About UNT]

If his bad Star Wars metaphor is any indication, I believe that he may now try to attack the stadium. I think we can now consider him a terrorist.

This is valid...what if he gets his Rogue Squadron together and tries to slam cars into the stadium?

$10 says this is him

[The Fake Lonnie Finch]

The dude needs to get laid.

[All About UNT]

Yeah...I am getting no help on that site! Rally the troops.

[greenminer]

Maybe he does to get his own threads on the forum.

[MeanGreenSoHo]

You already know haters just be hatin.

[Got5onIt]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

[All About UNT]

reminds me of the self-proclaimed Peter Pan Man who claims his entire gimmick was in order to find a girlfriend (which apparently he did...and married her). For some reason...I have my doubts that "girl" was ever part of the title that he had for his partner.

[Eagle1855]

This is why the internet exists. Things like this.

[Denia Park Pedro]

Yeah...I am getting no help on that site! Rally the troops.

I did my part. It's almost not worth arguing with them.

[All About UNT]

I did my part. It's almost not worth arguing with them.

way to take the civil course of action. I applaud you.

[Denia Park Pedro]

way to take the civil course of action. I applaud you.

Calling someone names and belittling them only makes you look dumber than them. I avoid shouting matches as much as I can.

[DeepGreen]

Calling someone names and belittling them only makes you look dumber than them. I avoid shouting matches as much as I can.

I once said, "the pen is mightier than the sword". Write a rebuttal and put the guy in his place.

[Stix]

Is it a coincidence that the word denial starts with Denia?

[Quoner]

I once said, "the pen is mightier than the sword". Write a rebuttal and put the guy in his place.

[Lurker]

I think we are going about this all wrong. A few of us should rent stormtrooper costumes and patrol the area between Denia and the stadium.

[Mean Green Matt]

I think we are going about this all wrong. A few of us should rent stormtrooper costumes and patrol the area between Denia and the stadium.

Storm Troopers may be the answer to protect the stadium. Here is what the plan could look like. 17 storm troopers between the stadium and Denia. 4 Storm Troopers guarding the club level, and 1 storm trooper protecting the office of "Ricky the Hut" (RV).