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Meh... Typical smug liberal response.

Hoped for funny, with a response by the Greek

all I got was this? My, my how weak

Luckily for you, I'm not given to pique

and this board has an edit feature, allows you to tweak.

I know that a "+1" has become rather chic

but with the wit seen above, I'd remain meek

like UNTFlyer, in the home of a Sheikh.

Edited by Censored by Laurie
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I'm a person of limited appeal-

Think I've made YOU suffer an ordeal?

Don't get all disjointed

You think you're disappointed?

Imagine how my future wife feels.

I get a short text -

Come see the commotion

Little did I know

I'd find a poetry ocean

I'm trying to think

Of how to express my notion

But I'll just say f*** it

And make a dismissive wanking motion

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I get a short text -

Come see the commotion

Little did I know

I'd find a poetry ocean

I'm trying to think

Of how to express my notion

But I'll just say f*** it

And make a dismissive wanking motion

No one here cares for your bitching.

Can't stand it? Get out of the kitchen.

To your meter and rhyme,

I'll say one more time-

You need to git sum more poetic pitchin'.

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No one here cares for your bitching.

Can't stand it? Get out of the kitchen.

To your meter and rhyme,

I'll say one more time-

You need to git sum more poetic pitchin'.

I guess Haikus

Are no longer how you play.

It's all about writting poetry

an English teacher's way

There's a new format in town

and it's super gay.

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I guess Haikus

Are no longer how you play.

It's all about writting poetry

an English teacher's way

There's a new format in town

and it's super gay.

Your bad attitude leaves me stunned.

It may not be "historically accurate fun"-

But accusations of "gay"?

I knew they were on the way...

I just figured they'd come from P1.

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Here's the deal homies

I don't know why you're rappin

I guess it's to hijack the thread

Or boost your reputation

I have to give props though

You're rhymes they represent

Something pretty awesome

Like a Jarion Henry letter of intent!

If I wanted some rep

I'd go fly a plane

Or wonder why we can't find

A birth certificate with a full name

Nope, this is all about being at work

I just changed my own pentameter

Because I'm a jerk

We can rhyme all day

We can rhyme all night

But at the end of the day

Knox will still be white.

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