TheTastyGreek

I think I've been to one game in one sport since the end of the 2015 football season. We could bring back Eppy and Shanice Stephens and I probably wouldn't notice for months. So, other than my usual advocacy for Zombie Landry, I recuse myself from any potential coaching search committee.

I appreciate you letting my mom off the hook here... But this program is never going anywhere without a culture of true accountability. I slept on it, and... We're putting her in a home. If anyone has a suggestion for a particularly cheap and negligent one, please PM me. I'm doing my part to turn this ship around. Who else is with me?

It's like we spent so many years trying to make everyone a better husband and father, we somehow completely forgot the other side of the equation. #HerToo? The next time I go over to Mom's to drop off laundry or get a grilled cheese, I think we'll need to have a serious heart-to-heart. Because this sort of football disappointment is unsustainable. And if she's the one to blame, we need to get this situation sorted ASAP. Thank you for your courage. Please send your thoughtsnprayers for what's likely to be a very tense and awkward Thanksgiving.

Maybe what's holding us back is your expectations? Why not score 71? Or... 72??? Then again, if we hypothetically go for two to hit 71 points but don't convert and fail to even score 70... Is this even a program worth supporting any more? I'm just asking questions here, gang. We'll never reach the mountaintop if we don't stare into the sun a little.

I'm torn between an overpowering urge to support your call to raise the roof, and my general anxiety that the roof might catch fire. I'm not sure which way to go on this one. It's a real stumper, man. Thanks for your contribution!

That's a pretty solid point. Some might say having already scored 58 points in a game invalidates my entire question. But, devil's advocate here... DOES it?

"What to do about Figgins?" was historically significant, top shelf baseball analysis.

Question, no info. Looking for at least 9 pages of spirited, intelligent conversation.

Too much streetball and jackin' up 3's. Gotta git sum pitchin' and hit our free throws.

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I think nobody is happy with the results at the podium, but I also think it's important people realize that when you look at the tape, the comments grade out at a very high level. So, there's positives and something for us to build on going in to next week.

I don't blame any fan for waiting until the end of the night to sit down and fully evaluate what they needed to do going forward. I suspect that a lot of people just took an appropriate amount of time to fully review the weather situation, and decided at 12:01 a.m. on Sunday that the time was right to show up at Apogee.

Can they afford to give up the check?

I mean... It's nice to win. Always. But, it's important to keep things in perspective. We beat a small, private school that's going to be something between an also-ran and a bottom feeder in a 3rd world football conference. They probably weren't used to playing in front of a crowd that numbers in the five figures. I'm glad we won. But we're supposed to win the gimmes. One more lower tier school next week, and then we'll finally get to gauge where we're really at in Week 3.