Kentucky

UNTflyer · March 9, 2009

STATE OF KENTUCKY RESIDENCY APPLICATION

Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob

(last) (_) Billy-Joe

(_) Billy-Ray

(_) Billy-Sue

(_) Billy-Mae

(_) Billy-Jack

(Check appropriate box)

Age: ____

Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A

Shoe Size ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:

(_) Farmer

(_) Mechanic

(_) Hair Dresser

(_) Un-employed

Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:

(_) Sister

(_) Brother

(_) Aunt

(_) Uncle

(_) Cousin

(_) Mother

(_) Father

(_) Son

(_) Daughter

(_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___

Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

__ Total number of vehicles you own

__ Number of vehicles that still crank

__ Number of vehicles in front yard

__ Number of vehicles in back yard

__ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:

____ truck

____ bedroom

____ bathroom

____ kitchen

____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?

(_) Yes (_) No; please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

(_) The National Enquirer

(_) The Globe

(_) TV Guide

(_) Soap Opera Digest

(_) Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:

(_)Weekly

(_)Monthly

(_)Not Applicable

Color of teeth:

(_)Yellow

(_)Brownish-Yellow

(_)Brown

(_)Black

(_)N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

(_)Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?

(_)1 mile

(_)2 miles

(_)don't know

Edited March 9, 2009 by UNTflyer

UNTflyer · March 9, 2009

Two Hilltoppers are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Billy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"

"Jus' some chickens."

"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"

"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."

"OK. Ummmmm ... five?"

UNTflyer · March 9, 2009

Q. Why is there not a CSI show set in Kentucky?

A. Because Hilltoppers have no teeth and they all have the same DNA.

Censored by Laurie · March 9, 2009

Peter Griffen supports us

foutsrouts · March 9, 2009

Why wasn't Christ born in Kentucky?

Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.

UNTLifer · March 9, 2009

I don't know who posted this originally, but I believe it was in a post a couple of years ago prior to the NT/Arkansas State football game. Some trash talking was going on between fans on this board and one of our posters stated the following:

"You have indoor plumbing? You realize taking a dump in a bucket and throwing it out the window doesn't qualify as indoor plumbing, don't you?"

This would also apply to those living in Kentucky.

I still laugh everytime I think of it.

GreenEggs&Ham™ · March 11, 2009

Kentucky by and large is far from the way most people are led to believe from the TV media.

Kentucky actually has about the same HS graduation rate as Texas and roughly the same poverty levels.

The toothless thing is isolated to the Appalachian region where most people lose there teeth due to non fluorinated well water, Mt. Dew and lack of dental hygiene.

In fact most everything bad about KY is isolated to the mountain region.

Hillbilly bashing is funny, I have to admit. But these people are easy targets and Appalachian Americans face the last accepted form of bigotry that remains in this country.

GEH is now off his soapbox. Cheers!

HS Grad Rates:

KY: 80.1%

TX: 79.1%

Poverty Rate (US Census):

KY:17.2%

TX:16.3%

Mean Annual Houshould Income:

KY:$39K

TX:$44K

(both states are very inexpensive places to live)

UNTFan23 · March 11, 2009

Kentucky by and large is far from the way most people are led to believe from the TV media.
Kentucky actually has about the same HS graduation rate as Texas and roughly the same poverty levels.

How does Kentucky fare against Arkansas?

cdawgrun · March 11, 2009

Kentucky by and large is far from the way most people are led to believe from the TV media.
Kentucky actually has about the same HS graduation rate as Texas and roughly the same poverty levels.
The toothless thing is isolated to the Appalachian region where most people lose there teeth due to non fluorinated well water, Mt. Dew and lack of dental hygiene.
In fact most everything bad about KY is isolated to the mountain region.
Hillbilly bashing is funny, I have to admit. But these people are easy targets and Appalachian Americans face the last accepted form of bigotry that remains in this country.
GEH is now off his soapbox. Cheers!
HS Grad Rates:
KY: 80.1%
TX: 79.1%
Poverty Rate (US Census):
KY:17.2%
TX:16.3%
Mean Annual Houshould Income:
KY:$39K
TX:$44K
(both states are very inexpensive places to live)