Texas Stranger Posted December 4, 2003 Report Share Posted December 4, 2003 On tonight's card, we have a Title Bout: Gandalf the White vs Yoda (the Green, I suppose).and on the undercard, Neo vs. Lt. Cmdr. DataCapt. Picard vs. Capt. KirkSpiderman vs. WolverineButtercup vs. the red Power Rangerand an 11th-level Paladin with a +3 Sword of Sharpness vs a Griffon, 3 Orcs, and a Gelatinous Cube.place yer bets......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted December 4, 2003 Report Share Posted December 4, 2003 That paladin sounds like he has killed a few metal slimes in his day to get some experience points. What are the Memphis fans gonna think of this thread!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronMan4 Posted December 4, 2003 Report Share Posted December 4, 2003 If I ever feel like a nerd, I will come back to this thread and realize that other than Yoda, I have no idea what the hell yall are talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayDub Posted December 4, 2003 Report Share Posted December 4, 2003 What are the Memphis fans gonna think of this thread!?!? That's exactly what I was just discussing with Stebo.Speaking of Stebo...I heard he's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi....and he once inhaled a seagull! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MootPoint Posted December 4, 2003 Report Share Posted December 4, 2003 (edited) Edited December 4, 2003 by MootPoint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3XNTGRAD Posted December 4, 2003 Report Share Posted December 4, 2003 Look! A flying yellow Yoda with a hammer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Stranger Posted December 4, 2003 Report Share Posted December 4, 2003 Why is it beating on the Siamese Twin dots ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest e-bone Posted December 4, 2003 Report Share Posted December 4, 2003 That's exactly what I was just discussing with Stebo.Speaking of Stebo...I heard he's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi....and he once inhaled a seagull! Man you don't want to get me started on Bill Brasky stories... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingDL1 Posted December 4, 2003 Report Share Posted December 4, 2003 On tonight's card, we have a Title Bout: Gandalf the White vs Yoda (the Green, I suppose).and on the undercard, Neo vs. Lt. Cmdr. DataCapt. Picard vs. Capt. KirkSpiderman vs. WolverineButtercup vs. the red Power Rangerand an 11th-level Paladin with a +3 Sword of Sharpness vs a Griffon, 3 Orcs, and a Gelatinous Cube.place yer bets.........I couldn't leave this one alone For the title Match - Yoda in the first round hands down the easiest call.(Neo vs. Lt. Cmdr. Data) Data in the second round. Neo is a punk!!(Capt. Picard 1992 vs. Capt. Kirk 1969) This is tougher, but I take this as During the prime of both of their series, Kirk in the third and to the death, Kirk fought hand to hand in over half the shows.(Spiderman vs. Wolverine) Good battle!!! I take Spiderman by decision after the 12th, He has spidy sense.(Buttercup vs. the red Power Ranger) No real clue I know they are both cartoons, I think red Power Ranger should win in the 2nd just based on Names alone.(11th-level Paladin with a +3 Sword of Sharpness vs a Griffon, 3 Orcs, and a Gelatinous Cube.) I don't remember Hit points and damage of an average 11th-level Paladin, and no idea what the Jell-o can do. I think if the Paladin is by himself he's totally screwed!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untangel4 Posted December 4, 2003 Report Share Posted December 4, 2003 other than Yoda, I have no idea what the hell yall are talking about What's sad is, I can follow about 99% of this thread... But I'm going to hold off from giving my predictions on those particular matches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MootPoint Posted December 4, 2003 Report Share Posted December 4, 2003 I think the paladin gets shredded in the first Maybe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeanGreenSig Posted December 4, 2003 Report Share Posted December 4, 2003 Does all this have something to do with the talon's initiation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3XNTGRAD Posted December 5, 2003 Report Share Posted December 5, 2003 Does all this have something to do with the talon's initiation? No -- actually, we are just imitating the typical halftime talk at a UT-Dallas chessmatch. (If you don't have a football team, do you still have cheerleaders for chess?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UNTLifer Posted December 5, 2003 Report Share Posted December 5, 2003 It amazes me that this thread never dies, yet burger, BBQ, pizza or beer talk gets shut down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest e-bone Posted December 5, 2003 Report Share Posted December 5, 2003 No -- actually, we are just imitating the typical halftime talk at a UT-Dallas chessmatch. (If you don't have a football team, do you still have cheerleaders for chess?) I think Saturday Night Live answered that question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UNTFan23 Posted December 5, 2003 Report Share Posted December 5, 2003 See, I gotta know if the 11th season Paladin has any buffs before I make the call. A SoW can make all the difference if you gotta bail.Armor (especially magical) can have good effects as well.......Man, I haven't played evercrack in ages ... must ... get ... broadband ... connection ... and better ... computer ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayDub Posted December 5, 2003 Report Share Posted December 5, 2003 What the hell is a Paladin? Can we get back to something I know....like lightsabers....and Bill Brasky jokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MootPoint Posted December 5, 2003 Report Share Posted December 5, 2003 Who is Bill Brasky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest e-bone Posted December 5, 2003 Report Share Posted December 5, 2003 What the hell is a Paladin? Can we get back to something I know....like lightsabers....and Bill Brasky jokes? Did I ever tell you about the time that Bill Braksy taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said it would've happened sometime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest e-bone Posted December 5, 2003 Report Share Posted December 5, 2003 Who is Bill Brasky? Bill Brasky is a two ton man-mountain who can palm a medicine ball! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayDub Posted December 5, 2003 Report Share Posted December 5, 2003 Bill Brasky....Stebo...same person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Stranger Posted December 6, 2003 Report Share Posted December 6, 2003 It amazes me that this thread never dies, yet burger, BBQ, pizza or beer talk gets shut down. I'm thinking that this thread gives Cerebus the warm fuzzies.and I agree that Data would trash Neo. Don't forget that Data punk'd The Borg.Twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayDub Posted December 6, 2003 Report Share Posted December 6, 2003 I'm thinking that this thread gives Cerebus the warm fuzzies. EXACTLY what I was thinking.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerebus Posted December 6, 2003 Report Share Posted December 6, 2003 Geez...I am out sick a couple of days and the board goes to seed....Is this what you want people?!?! ANARCHY!?!?!Locked.Oh, and the Paladin is dead, unless he has a light saber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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