Top 20 Jokes about UTSA Roadrunners

[Coach Bill Lewis]

Joke #20	Q: How do you keep UTSA Roadrunners out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts.
Joke #19	Q: Why did the UTSA Roadrunners grad cover her ears? A: She was trying to hold in a thought.
Joke #18	Q: How do you neuter a Roadrunners fan? A: Kick his sister in the jaw!
Joke #17	Q: What do UTSA Roadrunners Football players always get on their final exams? A: Drool.
Joke #16	Q: Did you hear about the UTSA Roadrunners fan who won a gold medal at the Olympics? A: He liked it so much that he decided to get it bronzed.   Joke #15 Q: What's the difference between UTSA Roadrunners cheerleaders and The Titanic? A: Only 1,000 went down on The Titanic. Joke #14 Q: What's the biggest lie told at UTSA? A: "I was just helping that sheep over the fence." Joke #13 Q: What is the difference between a litter of puppies and UTSA Roadrunners fans? A: Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining. Joke #12 Q: What do Roadrunners cheerleaders and Roadrunners quarterbacks have in common? A: They're always on their backs. Joke #11 Q: Why did UTSA disband its water polo team? A: All the horses drowned. Joke #10 Q: How did the UTSA Roadrunners fan die from drinking milk? A: The cow fell on him! Joke #9 Q: Did you hear about the UTSA Roadrunners fan who tried to blow up the opponents team bus? A: He burned his lip on the tailpipe. Joke #8 Q: If you have a car containing a UTSA Roadrunners wide receiver, a UTSA Roadrunners linebacker, and a UTSA Roadrunners defensive back, who is driving the car? A: The cop. Joke #7 Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the UTSA campus? A: A visitor. Joke #6 Q: How do Roadrunners brain cells die? A: Alone. Joke #5 Q: What is the definition of safe sex down at UTSA? A: Placing signs on the animals that kick. Joke #4 Q: Why dont Roadrunners fans use 911 in an emergency? A: Because they cannot find "eleven" on the phone dial. Joke #3 Q: How many UTSA Roadrunners does it take to change a tire? A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up Joke #2 Q: Why do UTSA Roadrunners fans like smart women? A: Opposites attract. Joke #1 Q: Why can't UTSA Roadrunners players go on the internet? A: They can't put 3 w's together. View Full Article

[EagleMBA]

Here's your Joke #10. It is actually a statue on the UTSA campus.

Also, did you hear about the UTSA cheerleader that was so dumb she thought Cock Robin was a felony?

Edited October 27, 2015 by EagleMBA

[MeanGreenRoadrunner]

HA!  Yeah, take that, UTSA!  You got 'em good, guys.  Zing!

[ADLER]

The UTSA men's teams are RoadRunners...............

The UTSA women move at a slower pace and are simply called StreetWalkers.

[EagleMBA]

[MeanGreenRoadrunner]

Joke #1

Q: Why can't UTSA Roadrunners players go on the internet?
A: They can't put 3 w's together.

Hi Kettle!

[greenjoe]

UTSA Coach Larry Coker to prospect,

 

"Son, do you think you can pass this football ?"

 

Prospect, "Coach-I don't even know if I can swallow it."

 

GO MEAN GREEN

Edited October 30, 2015 by greenjoe

[Cr1028]

Their on-campus stadium.

[MeanGreenRoadrunner]

Cr1028, clearly that stadium is not on-campus. It's downtown. Duh. Let's try not to make our UNT fans sound dumb.

[Withers940]

Which one of these is the UTSA Campus and which one is an apartment complex?

[greenjoe]

Thanks  for your concern MGRR.  I think CR1028 probably knows that the Alamodome is not on the UTSA campus.  And as far as making us look dumb, we don't need any help with that either.

 

Beat UTSA

 

GO MEAN GREEN

[Ryan Munthe]

Thanks  for your concern MGRR.  I think CR1028 probably knows that the Alamodome is not on the UTSA campus.  And as far as making us look dumb, we don't need any help with that either.

 

Beat UTSA

 

GO MEAN GREEN

It's probably just a troll. Better to not engage it.

Want to hear a joke?

UTSA students who wanted to go to UTSA.

[casual fan]

2 groups of UTSA students are walking on opposite sides of the river walk.  

One group yells at the other, "How do we get to the other side of the river?"

The other group looks puzzled and after a long pause yells back,

"But you already are on the other side of the river."

[Green P1]

What do you call a UTSA grad with a little cash in his pocket???

 

A Thief!!!

 

hahahahahahahahalaololohahah 

[aztecskin]

Cr1028, clearly that stadium is not on-campus. It's downtown. Duh. Let's try not to make our UNT fans sound dumb.

@MeanGreenRoadrunner your comments have been lucid, engaging, thought-provoking, and have added overall to the discussion. You clearly elucidate the jokes -- no matter how simple -- for others to understand and then enjoy. You've contributed thoughtful commentary also.

I thought the following was particularly insightful. It really highlights your abilities. 

"So if building bigger better facilities is the answer to winning, how is it that UNT Soccer just won a conference title with only about 10% of what the football team has" 

[foutsrouts]

How many Roadrunners does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but he needs a stitch after he's through.

[casual fan]

Researchers at UTSA think they have created an effective male birth control pill.  

It's made out of concrete and put inside a shoe.

In a news conference they said, "Preliminary results are excellent.   We've tried it on over 1,000 subjects and it has made them all limp."

[Cr1028]

Cr1028, clearly that stadium is not on-campus. It's downtown. Duh. Let's try not to make our UNT fans sound dumb.

My comment was saturated with sarcasm. Just in case you didn't catch on.

[casual fan]

144 UTSA math majors = gross ignorance