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Yanking off a dudes nad is nuts but then trying to swallow it? That's just sh!t house crazy.

You gotta love the British though. She coughs up his testicle and a friend picks it up, hands it to him and says: This belongs to you.

I had a buddy in college whose crazy girlfriend went into a rage due to our playing Madden and not paying her any attention. She stabbed a stuffed animal he had given her with a phillips head screwdriver about 100 times then proceeded to break his record collection. They married about year or so later.

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I had a buddy in college whose crazy girlfriend went into a rage due to our playing Madden and not paying her any attention. She stabbed a stuffed animal he had given her with a phillips head screwdriver about 100 times then proceeded to break his record collection. They married about year or so later.

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