Doctors Weigh In On Obama's Universal Health Care Plan

[DeepGreen]

BEST ANALYSIS OF THE AMA!

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new health care

reform bill.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not

to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the

Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"

while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!' The Psychiatrists thought

the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right

through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic

Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were

pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the

Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to

the assholes in Washington.

Even the Libs have to laugh at this one!

[Harry]

LOL!