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Happy Birthday, Cerebus!

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...Digita1Eagle, Mexican Jesus, Osama bin Robles, ElGuapo.

Happy Birthday to a man of many personalities! Thanks for all you do to keep GMG.com running...

I was going to post a picture of a girl jumping out of a cake...but decided I didn't want to ruin the fun of your birthday thread by making you lock it down.

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Ill add a pic that requires the thread to be on lock down... for LoRo's birthday I give him the opportunity for the greatest "five-some" ever.....

goldengirls460.jpg

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH??????????????? :blink::blink::angry::angry:

A little unnecessary, I think... We wont get over that for hours????

(Angelina Jolie......Angelina Jolie.......Angelina Jolie.....nope, not working)

Thanks Justin...

GMG!!!

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He isn't even online today...

So, with that said, it is pretty girly for you (Jaydub) to remember his birthday.

In honor of this birthday, I am buying him the whole "thirty something" DVD set.

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Happy Birthday! I'm a Jehovah's Witness, so I didn't get you anything. But I see that you've already got a pile of Gold(en Girls) for your birthday, and that truly makes you the man who has everything. No wonder he's not online...

Cerebus once confided to me over a midnight cheesecake that it was his lifelong dream to make love to a giant heap of elderly women that was part sassy, part refreshingly naive, and part slutty southern belle. Oh, and one of them was vaguely mannish and spoke in a baritone. And now that dream has come true! I love Mean Green Sports, but if I were him... I'd never come back. At least, not until 2 or 3 months from now when they all pass away of old age. I can imagine the stories he'll tell us when he gets back... "Picture it: Sicily, 1934- Their skin was like silly putty and their bones were brittle like chalk. And I taught them that you can't talk about Saint Olaf when you've got a mouthful of... cheesecake."

Thank you for being a friend, Cerebus. And for all that you do here at GMG.com.

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3) If I have to shut down my own happy birthday thread I am going to close the board and go on a week longer bender.

Talk Politics! This puppy will be shut down in seconds... ;)

Crebus, I always figured you for a virgo. On a serious note, happy birthday and thanks for making gmg.com available to people like me who otherwise would get no news whatsoever, other than the occasional disrespectful reference on Austin-area talk radio.... alas.

My son's 2nd birthday is coming up on Sunday, so hopefully we'll also be celebrating his first Mean Green win on Saturday, though I think FAU is a tough team...

GMG!

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