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I've been there bro...waking up groggy and naked in a sanguin colored bath of ice and water...telephone on the floor of the bathroom with a note telling you when you wake up you really ought to call 911...the realization that a pre-med student with significant debt probably wasn't the best target in the bar...it sucks man, but I'll tell ya, these ape kidneys I've got now work pretty well...assuming your body doesn't reject them...and you get used to the feeling of habanero covered razor blade slowly flowing out of your urethra. Unfortuantly, drinking only increases the pain

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I've been there bro...waking up groggy and naked in a sanguin colored bath of ice and water...telephone on the floor of the bathroom with a note telling you when you wake up you really ought to call 911...the realization that a pre-med student with significant debt probably wasn't the best target in the bar...it sucks man, but I'll tell ya, these ape kidneys I've got now work pretty well...assuming your body doesn't reject them...and you get used to the feeling of habanero covered razor blade slowly flowing out of your urethra. Unfortuantly, drinking only increases the pain

I'd refute your story with Snopes, but I hear liberals write that shit anyway.

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It was pretty scary at first...but I'm coping with my newfound lack of an appendix. I hope someone makes a little money off of it on the black market.

What happened? Were you at work? A buddy of mine had his almost burst and my Uncle died from a burst appendix.

Hope you feel better!

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What happened? Were you at work? A buddy of mine had his almost burst and my Uncle died from a burst appendix.

Hope you feel better!

Last Monday...my stomach hurt all day at work. Figuring it was just something I ate, I went to dinner with some friends, went home, and packed my backpack for a quick trip to Boston. The plan was to hang at the Cask'n Flagon and try to score a ticket to the Sox/Rays game.

I was packed, dressed, and ready to drive to Vegas to catch the red-eye on JetBlue up to Boston when my stomach pain got way, way worse. I talked to a couple of friends and they convinced me to go to the emergency room around 9pm. A gallon of piss, 4 vials of blood, and a CT scan later...they decided my appy needed to go. I stayed overnight and, by 0700 the next morning, I was under the knife having my appendix yanked out. I was on my feet by noon and at home by 1800. I took my next two scheduled days off just hanging out at home.

It was really a total non-event. No rupture. I was back to work on Friday as scheduled. My stomach muscles still hurt a little...but that's fading fast. No biggie.

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Last Monday...my stomach hurt all day at work. Figuring it was just something I ate, I went to dinner with some friends, went home, and packed my backpack for a quick trip to Boston. The plan was to hang at the Cask'n Flagon and try to score a ticket to the Sox/Rays game.

I was packed, dressed, and ready to drive to Vegas to catch the red-eye on JetBlue up to Boston when my stomach pain got way, way worse. I talked to a couple of friends and they convinced me to go to the emergency room around 9pm. A gallon of piss, 4 vials of blood, and a CT scan later...they decided my appy needed to go. I stayed overnight and, by 0700 the next morning, I was under the knife having my appendix yanked out. I was on my feet by noon and at home by 1800. I took my next two scheduled days off just hanging out at home.

It was really a total non-event. No rupture. I was back to work on Friday as scheduled. My stomach muscles still hurt a little...but that's fading fast. No biggie.

Glad to hear everything went OK.

Just the idea of going to Boston can do that to you. But I do love the chowder up there.

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