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Another weekend slate of matches approaches.

Fixtures of thread note:

Everton vs Chelsea

I fully expect to be up 2-1 with seconds left in extra time. Suddenly, every Everton player cramps up at the same time, allowing Chelsea to score off a goal kick. Everton fans sit stunned for a few seconds, then riot, storm the surrounding toffee shops, crudely form a giant Toffee Middle Finger flipping off the heavens. Abramovich announces post match that after "consultations" with Putin he is moving the club to the Russian Premier League, renaming the team Crimeaski.

Arsenal at Leicester City

If Arsenal doesn't win 2-0 then Johnny Jones should be fired at the end of stoppage.

Swansea vs West Brom

I don't have any jokes here. Just holy shit top 4?!

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Manchester United travel to 0-2 newly promoted side Burnley, fresh off of what might be United's most embarrassing loss in club history...a 4-0 drubbing at League One (third tier of English football) side MK Dons in the Capital One Cup.

Liverpool travel to (ugh) top of the table Spurs on Sunday...hopefully the Reds can bounce back after looking horribly out-classed by Manchester City.

I'll be a big Toffee's fan for you tomorrow, Cerebus

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Another weekend slate of matches approaches.

Fixtures of thread note:

Everton vs Chelsea

I fully expect to be up 2-1 with seconds left in extra time. Suddenly, every Everton player cramps up at the same time, allowing Chelsea to score off a goal kick. Everton fans sit stunned for a few seconds, then riot, storm the surrounding toffee shops, crudely form a giant Toffee Middle Finger flipping off the heavens. Abramovich announces post match that after "consultations" with Putin he is moving the club to the Russian Premier League, renaming the team Crimeaski.

Arsenal at Leicester City

If Arsenal doesn't win 2-0 then Johnny Jones should be fired at the end of stoppage.

Swansea vs West Brom

I don't have any jokes here. Just holy shit top 4?!

still early....but it is cool to see top 4 with only goal differential separating the teams...

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