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Mental errors, psychological issues... THIS SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR DR. PHIL !! Call him to have a meeting with the team...couldn't hurt.

EXCELLENT trailer, Quoner! Jesus kicks ass.

I ask you now, who could resist a movie called Vampire Hookers? This is a cheapie filmed in the Philippines, with John Carradine looking very chipper as a 300 year old vampire in his nice white suit. His roommates at the underground sepulture in which they live are three beautiful babes, all of them bloodsuckers. There is a hint of other sucking activity mentioned but it's quickly passed over. This seems to have mostly been made for laughs. One of the running gags is the vampires "familiar" or whatever you call the human guardian that takes care of them. He's a fat dude called Pavo and has some intense flatulence problems, not to mention he wants to be a vampire and puts in plastic teeth every once in a while, even practices flinching back from the sight of a cross, pretty weird stuff. There's a couple of decent smirks in this, like one sailor finding a "lady" at the urinal in the men's room, hmm. Other than that, this is pretty standard 70's horror schlock. Find this one, you'll LOVE IT! It goes even better with a Shiner six-pack.

We FINALLY get over the hump...by humping Captain Kangaroo! UNT 38 FAU 17

I bought four from KRAM-The-Man back in August. They are washed and ready for our party of four for November 21. Nice shirts and a good cause benefits from your purchase. KRAM will meet you at 2:00 in the morning if he knows you're coming!

They are tearing the MUTS a new posterior orifice. The MUTS look pitiful! Troy will definitely be a challenge and Emmitt was spot on with his prediction for this game.

True...go down to FCS and win, go to a bowl game - ONCE or TWICE. Your FBS talent graduates and you can not replace the talent because FBS-quality players want to play at FBS schools. You have just tanked the program.

We WILL find success in the Sun Belt the old fashioned way...we will earrrn it! And when we earn it, there will be people from other conferences whispering propositions in our ear. Until then, we better suck it up and learn how to beat the teams we have on our schedule now. If we take care of business the facilities will be in place in a couple of years and we could be appealing to some conference a little higher on the food chain. Oh, and don't dumb down the schedule to create wins...everyone who counts sees through that little charade.

Stebo, be afraid...be very, very afraid. The girly-man behind you was the reincarnation of the crow you ate in New Orleans! He's baaack and bent on revenge.

19,870 HAPPY Mean Green fans 450 suicidal MUTS fans Total Attendance = 20,320

Mean Green 35 Dasher, Dancer, Prancer & Vixen 27

Ball State, Ohio and Bama ALL stuffed that little sweep we run, both left and right. Either we learn to block it correctly or take it out of the playbook, because it is a wasted down every time we call it. Seems like it takes too long to develop.

If you don't play the best, how can you fully understand what it takes to be there? That is why I have always said "Hell NO!!" to dumbing down our schedule. Those teams are not populated with select specimens from some super race, they are athletes just like ours. Those big teams have more talent on the roster from top to bottom, but I'll wager that they all put their pants on one leg at a time and extrude odiferous excrement. I have seen a lot of crazy things happen in football, thats why the games are played. Some day our team will rise up and pull off an App State. In the meantime, the experience at Bama had to help them be a better team. How they played and what they learned from the solid execution of that Alabama squad was a helluva lot more significant than the final score in this game. They can go into the stretch of nine games ahead knowing that they can still accomplish their goals and I think they are better equipped to do it now.

My adopted player, Shavod Atkinson, had another excellent game. He was around the ball frequently and was a force that Bama had to deal with. He was credited with one assist but he was very active. My hat is off to you AGAIN, Shavod, we're all proud of your efforts.

I received my UNT MBA while this year's freshmen were in the act of being conceived. Of course, I was a child prodigy.

Bringing my superior UNT MBA analytical skills and all of my hard-earned experience to bear on this question, I must sadly conclude the following: Bama 38 UNT 20 BUT, I'll watch every damned minute tomorrow and root like hell for our team.

My adopted player, Shavod Atkinson, was a force that Ohio had to deal with all night and he had two monster TFLs. My hat is off to you, Shavod, you came to play and made us proud. Go get some at 'Bama!

Nathan showed me Saturday night that he was ready to step in and get the job done for the Mean Green. I do not fear a lack of leadership from him going into 'Bama. Good luck, Nathan, we're behind you.

I bought large, clear, cheap rain ponchos at WalMart last year ...88 cents each. If you are a big spender and want solid green, it could cost you three bucks!

I have visited their site at least once a day for the last week. I was looking for some discussion that would merit registering to make some posts, but found none. They seem to be very apathetic and disinterested. Two or three of our clan have made good, friendly posts over there and it hasn't led to any exchanges of any kind that I can see. I contrast that with Testicle Tech, who had people willing to swap posts and they seemed very knowledgeable about football. The Ohio folks may be OK but they don't come out to play.

The rain, if it happens, should be another item on our side since our running game looks to be solid. I don't want it to rain, but if it helps contain their passing game I'll take it.

The stars are aligned! We had two extra days to rest and they have to travel. We had a very good performance overall in our first game. Something doesn't feel right...I hope we have had Testicle Tech out of our minds for a day or two now, and are really concentrating on Ohio. If not, I worry that we will step on our collective dicks. Going out on a limb here...UNT 35 Ohio 28. If we go to Alabama 2 - 0 I will be VERY happy, but somehow I'm afraid we can't stand prosperity. Please focus and win this one!

The text of a nice email I got from a good friend who is a diehard Okie State fan: "I saw the big win over Ball. THE BIRDS ARE BACK!!! Good luck against Ohio." He didn't even mention how the Cowboys ate up GEORGIA, for God's sake, but I did return the email with congrats to the Cowboys. It is nice to know that people are watching what UNT does on the field.

My adopted player, Shavod Atkinson, was credited with one assisted tackle last night but he was a presence on the line. He was in the TV picture on many plays. His first game was a good one! Congratulations, Shavod.

It stayed up on this end long after Cerebus eliminated it. When it was taken down, I felt like Bluto when the campus cops confiscated the bar!