Deep Thoughts from Big Aristotle

[Coach]

Shaq recently did an interview where he said he wanted out of LA because they weren't committed to winning. He also had this gem:

But can't nobody (mess) with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective.

Don't get me wrong, I despise the way he plays, don't like the way he gets away with murder in the paint, and think he is as dumb as a pile of rocks (see above quote), but if he brings a golden basketball to Dallas, then I guess it's all OK. The Mavs always needed someone so dominant they can compare themselves to TP.

[PerryG2480]

I kinda hope we get him here just so I can hear an interview between Shaq and his alter-ego...Newy Scruggs.

[GreenBat]

I wonder if fun with Shaq would become I weekly feature on the Hardline?

He & Cobra are great!

[Coach]

Newy's Shaq, Quincy Carter, and Tom Hicks impressions are right on the money. If you didn't know it was him doing it, he could easily pass as any of them on the radio.

[JayDub]

I wonder if fun with Shaq would become I weekly feature on the Hardline?

He & Cobra are great!

Those segments ARE classic.