Cougar King

It's official. I'm already on their board bringing in the welcoming committee with other Big 12 trolls.

Boomer, there's this thing called a smartphone where you can make a post in about 25 seconds. No need to spend several hours at the computer anynore.

It's the offseason and UT won't allow me on their forum anymore after I trolled it when they were on that losing streak.

Folks like you allow me to live rent-free every time I breathe.

What does Tom Herman have to do with UNT?

That buffoon is too expensive to buy out.

I'm sure your brothers, especially Tito would disagree with you.

If my trolling was low quality, I wouldn't have made a name for myself. I would have just been forgotten and thrown to the wayside.

Low-quality trolling hurts my feelings. Where's the love? Where's the elbow grease? Where's the respect for the craftsmanship?

Stanford is an academic, political and financial juggernaut. They've already been linked as a Big 10 candidate and is rumored to be one of Notre Dame's conditions on joining.

I'm gonna miss dominating Ford Field but onto bigger and better things. It's nice playing in-state schools that actually bring thousand of fans.

UT drew 105,213 for Bama UT drew 95,202 for Kansas So yes, you are correct as a matter of fact.

Dropping down to FCS killed off a generation of fans. (Gen-Xers) Dodgeball killed off my generation of fans.(Millennials) A Texas State buddy of mine put it best. "We all go to the first home game, see that they suck again and wait til next year."

Was getting ready to say this. At least BYU has a P5 logo to botch. Where's SMU's at?

Yes but not drastically. For example Richard Sherman was the salutatorian of his high school class and graduated with a 4.2 GPA. If he didn't play football, he likely would not have gotten into Stanford since people with higher GPAs have gotten rejected. The problem for Rice, is that most of the talented athletes that also happen to be smart mostly go to Stanford. So Rice has to recruit the guys who are smart enough for Stanford but don't have nearly as much athletic talent.

Rice actually did an experiment during the SWC where they lowered their standards to get better players. It didn't go well.

Conference affiliation is the most important factor. We wouldn't have flipped a 4 star linebacker from LSU, flipped our #1 receiver Matthew Golden from TCU nor would we have signed multiple 4 star receivers if we were still in the AAC.

People downvoted you because your joke wasn't funny.

Texas State has a lot of tools to be a P5 school if they didn't suck so bad in sports.

You guys are taking a pay cut. It was the only way to keep SMU, Memphis, Navy, Temple and Tulane happy.

How embarrassing. At least SMU was smart enough to keep their mouths shut.

You do realize that I've been posting on Coogfans and Cougar's Digest for several years right? I got banned once over a decade ago and you're still stuck on that the same way you're stuck on SMU. The mods let me post here because I haven't broken any site rules.

It's the offseason

Prove it.

34 years later and SMU is still not over it.