TheTastyGreek

Troy did it the year before with (I believe) the Silicon Valley Bowl.

A. They're not really feeling any hurry to solve the light bulb question. They're going to go through all their practices, evaluate all the bulbs in the box, and see what their options are. They may not even decide which light bulb to screw in until after the North Texas game. Frankly, Oklahoma has never really depended on electric light bulbs to be successful. The system they have doesn't need a particularly bright bulb. Last year, they didn't have a light bulb screwed in yet, and they still went on to win the Big 12 championship. So to answer your question, screw Boise State. If anyone mentions that again, we're taking the website down.

And MEAN GREEN ENGINEER IS BACK. This is truly the greatest day ever. At least, it will be if Jon Daniels ever signs any of his draft picks.

Just for you, Plummer: Hey kids! It's Wide Open!

Defensive Linemen: 4 (2 ends, 2 tackles) Linebackers: 3 Cornerbacks: 2 Safeties: 2

So that, since we already had a very talented kicker in place in Hopovac, we wouldn't waste a year of Woodward's eligibility.

Um... I think those uniforms look just fine. The only problem with them is that they're an obvious rip-off of Jefferson H.S. in Portland. Total embarrassment, and really makes them look small time to any fan who knows anything about football.

Oh yes I did, Girlfriend.

Everyone is out to get him. It's pretty much him against the world down in that bunker.

Brilliant.

...Florida Atlantic Owls for the first time in team history! The fans are so thrilled to have such a historic win in the 2007 home opener that riots have broken out and Fouts Field is completely engulfed in flames. It doesn't look salvageable! Next week, the 2-1 Mean Green hit the road to face the Arkansas Razorbacks. Be sure to join us then. For Hank Dickenson, I'm George Dunham. Goodnight from Denton, Texas."

Gary Betteman. Or, Isaiah Thomas when he ran the CBA. Being horribly unethical or shamefully incompetent doesn't make you the 'worst' anything, especially not sports commissioner.

Wow... Just, wow. Plumm, if you ever decide to leave the DJ business, I think you may have a future writing romance novels. Just start throwing words like bodice and heaving in your vocabulary more often, and you're set.

Pfft... what do you know? You were only an actual coach of the team during the tenure everyone is constantly complaining about. Just because you were there and actively involved in everything, you think your word is more significant than the combined dumbassery of a legion of internet fans? HAH! Seriously, though... thank you for posting this. I bolded the statement in your quote because I love it. Just because it may have been time for a change, doesn't mean that the previous regime was actively conspiring against the best interests of NT football. If you could maybe clarify for everyone that Coach Dickey didn't devote his time to intentionally losing games, eating babies, worshiping Satan, or anything else along those lines, I'd appreciate that, too. Not that I expect it will make much of a difference... it probably won't take more than a two days (if that) before the "Dickey and his coaches never bothered to _____" crap starts up again. Thanks, coach, and keep posting.

Passed us by!! PASSED US BY!!!

I would have gone with "If you're getting stoned, that explains a lot about some of the recent posts". Serious is a good approach, too.

Why not? Arguing over shades of green is one of our new traditions!

It's the only way to prevent necrosis. And if he doesn't... Cialis is always available to make sure he's ready and able to perform when the time is right.

Not directed at you... but your comment raises an interesting question that occurred to me earlier. What sort of irony would it be if Utah State sees a bigger improvement (against a WAC schedule) than North Texas does this year? Not predicting it will happen... just curious if anyone will be screaming about how Utah State is passing us by. You know, like Idaho did.

Here's one thing I found interesting: Irrefutable proof that BCS opponents notice and fear DickeyBall.

True. Didn't some Junior committ almost die because of some career-ending illness/injury, and Mack Brown is still going to honor the scholarship?

Just a little more to throw on the pile. Writer and copy editor/fact checker here leave much to be desired.

You shut up with your facts! It only took us three tries to beat Arkansas State! Take THAT to your tiger cage and think it over!

FFR told me a great story about how and why he made it to see that game... Share with the rest of the class, Rick!

We're pretty friendly to the infidels here at GMG.com. Make sure they're not registering from yahoo/gmail/hotmail type free accounts. One NT student I know has been trying to get validated for a few days now, so there may just be some sort of problem with the validation automation.