JesseMartin

That's crazy. I had to show my wife. That "Bufkin" girl looks EXACTLY like her.

...and, ooh, you're dying to find ouuuut?

ESPN's Bottom 10 keeps bringing up the penalties too...??

Sorry, somehow I posted this here, must have incorrectly refreshed or something

Oooh I love you, Emmitt...lol

Let's not be too ridiculous either way, but really, if Dodge gets us kicking some ass, I don't think it's unrealistic to expect 9 or more wins with a schedule that has teams that aren't ridiculously tough. On the other hand (see the thread I just started to input), I'd really love to finally beat UT, OU, really any one of the big powers...which we can't do if we don't schedule them.

Good post, but that title was one of the creepiest things I've ever read on this board.

How many QB's and coaches' kids will we have by next fall? Awesome. I'm in with the Mosley posts...here's to (hopefully) UNT's 3rd National Rushing Champ in less than a decade (in the next year or so, that is). Apologies to UNT Mean Green, who I emailed before I read the Scouts draft post above. I thought there were a lot of guys running 4.2s and 4-flats. I hope my kid ends up 3 inches taller than me, 50-60 pounds heavier, and as fast as my skinny ass, and in 18 years plays for UNT in a BCS Bowl

Oops, somehow I posted this in the wrong forum, so reposting here. 1) The basics, win conference and the NO Bowl, hopefully be ranked. 2) Some 10-win seasons 3) Finally beat Texas and/or OU 4) Have we ever beaten A&M? Yeah, them too. 5) Maybe, just maybe...if we aren't playing the toughest of opponents...a Hawaii- or Boise St.-type undefeated season. 6) Shut out MTSU and FAU every year, just because.

1) The basics, win conference and the NO Bowl, hopefully be ranked. 2) Some 10-win seasons 3) Finally beat Texas and/or OU 4) Have we ever beaten A&M? Yeah, them too. 5) Maybe, just maybe...if we aren't playing the toughest of opponents...a Hawaii- or Boise St.-type undefeated season. 6) Shut out MTSU and FAU every year, just because.

We're in the area. The Big 12 is a lot of what we see and hear as far as football. But really...who thought that the upstarts would do such a job on the traditional ACC and Big East power teams lately? True, they're in a bit of a slump, but to anyone on the East Coast it seemed crazy...but it happened. I grew up in Buffalo and Philly, and the people I still talk to out there thought it (the rise of the "other teams") was about the weirdest thing they'd ever seen. Oh, and Eagle1855-I don't know about a Brazilian Victoria's Secret model, but as recently as 2 years ago, there were quite a few girls in Denton who...uhm...well, you know, just go to Fry St. next time you're in town and be social, see if things work out for ya.

Not anymore...as of the 2009 movie, they are officially "Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity".

That's awesome. Not his death, just the lines. I actually didn't know about the Florida thing since 2002 when they had that commercial.

LOL wellll I ate a HOT LUNCH today, it was a CHILI DOG, so can you tell me now? (I feel bad for anyone who has no idea what we're talking about.)

Dallas has a better all-around team, but Favre is nearly unstoppable this year. Home field will hopefully help. I can see this coming down to the last play, last second, last man standing kind of game.

I must not have looked at the sign...because I know there were new buildings there, just didn't pay attention to what they were. Little-known fact (at least to most people I tell): That road next to Carino's runs out to Bell/77/whatever other names it has, and comes out next to the paint store and what used to be Payless Video. Just in case you ever get stuck in weird traffic (that's how I found it).

True, but Pat Robertson is an even bigger douche than Huckabee appears to be. My parents donated to the 700 club for years, think they moved up to like the 2500 or 5000 club or something like that. Then they found out how rich the man was and were like, "uh, how much of his own money goes into this?" They gave that man much more than the couple thousand they contributed to my college education. The only difference between him and the "dirty" evangelists is that he's been careful to make sure everything is spent on "business expenses", even if it means "business perks". Props to Pat Robertson for having good accountants...and not going on shopping sprees.

Joe, when you say, "Go Mean Green(e)" out loud, do you ever feel like you're talking to yourself? That just occurred to me, like if anybody ever asks you, "Um, do you mean yourself, or the North Texas team?" Anyway, you know what I think would be cool? I don't know, maybe it already happened...who else thought that Hans' (SGA's) "I Bleed Green" shirts rocked, specifically the long sleeved green ones? Couldn't UNT or Voertman's or somebody pay him for the rights and put it on hoodies and sweatshirts and hats and...well, everything?

Who knows what could happen? Teams have new life breathed into them all the time. I doubt Baylor will be a force in the Big 12 any time soon, but I'm sure a lot of people doubted that schools like Rutgers would be a force anywhere, ever. Especially as weird as college football has gotten this year...if it continues, who knows? Mizzou and Kansas have both been contenders for the national title in the last few weeks...and that's pretty weird. After this year, and to a point, the last couple of years, Baylor beating a few of their South mates in the next couple of years wouldn't really surprise me that much anymore.

There's a new Holiday Inn in Denton?! I've been in town a couple of times in the last year...maybe I wasn't paying attention. Quoner is my daddy. (Tina Yothers is my mommy.) Last time, OU won by 10. I think Missouri is way better and has solidified really well, so I'll say it's gonna be within about 4 points either way. Any other predictions?

.... That's a big baby.

No, G.I. Joe said that knowing is only HALF the battle.

Damn...I think you guys already got all the good jokes. Even Big Mean himself! Maybe we could send them plastic bubblegum machine rings the next time we meet and tell them they should get rings just for playing.

32 wins in 10 years...3.2 wins per year...I don't think he should be judging much of anybody's ability to attain success. Unless his idea of "success" is "more than 2 wins".

When are we going to start ensuring victories by resorting to comedic hijinx, like putting laxatives in their gatorade and superglue on their gloves?