Since I was a jack ass - here's my picks Big 10 - Penn State - Joe Pa might get comfortable and just drop on the field from boredom Big XII - Kansas - The coach is liable to eat part if not all of our coaching staff Big East - West Virginia - because I've always wanted to see a riot ACC - Boston College - we could win if they are in the midst of another gambling scandal SEC - Tennessee - Fullmer might rat us out on any violations we might have swept away PAC 10 - Oregon State - playing the Beavers might appeal to the casual fan WAC - Idaho - so Erikson can crash his car into our team bus. CUSA - Army - so we can all feel awkward rooting against kids who will later die for us (Runner up: Southern Miss, so the athletic staff can visit their families.) MWC - UNLV/NM - because you can never tellthem apart right away, and when you do catch them on TV it ends with "Damn it, I'm watching New Mexico." MAC - Directional Michigan - so we can settle that who belongs below 110 thing once and for all Indy - Notre Dame - so we can have a GG cheesy pun post on Mean Green and Irish and Shamrocks and some such.