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But - the West (top to bottom - not the top teams) was a lot weaker than people realized. Actually, outside of about 5 teams (SA, Dallas, Detroit, Phoenix, Miami - barely) most of the NBA just wasn't that good. Even now we are seeing that Miami and Phx (with injuries) may not be as good as advertised. Denver played in a crummy division and still couldn't win 50. For all we hear about the Cavs bandwagon, the first round is no given. I know we love sports parity, but I for one love that the NBA keeps dynasties together for awhile - gives everyone a target to shoot for. If the Mavs topple SA this year, it will be that much sweeter. Having someone retire or demand a trade to ruin a team is not nearly as satisfying (i.e. the Rockets titles when Jordan took his gambling hiatus.) I think the Clippers playoff standing has as much to do with Cassel and the Wolves, Warriors, and Kings not being as good as advertised as it does as them being a decent team. Its a someone had to move up kind of thing. Dunleavy has been there for awhile - if this was his first year I'd buy it. I think the best job done with the least is probably in Chicago, but that's just my two cents. If you're going to reward the 3 best teams, Avery did it with the fewest all stars and the youngest cast.

He's more of a catcher...

It was more than that - the douches vandalized the entire thing and just slaughtered most of the chickens and other small animals. Comedy at its highest form.

Can we tie this into Tina Slinker's coaching record too - because that was obviously the point. That schedule sucks - poor hooters. Must be quite a nice payday though... PS: Plumm, I hope you see the irony in my accustations of thread hijacking.

That was brave of you to go on the record. We made some progress today. Once you go track, you'll never go back.

We don't need any bandwagon fans like him. You are either for us or against us. You can have your blood money MM!!! Rooting for 2 teams is absurd and dumb.

Wanna cyber?

Mike Man-gina doesn't have arms or legs anymore - he is simply carted onto the filed and misted periodically to prevent his inevitable disolution into 30 some odd yards of hairy peach man-goo. Unless you meant another coach. In that case, carry on.

I could go to Houston INSTEAD of New Orleans? AND Mattress Mac would be involved? Marv Albert says YES! (And then he bites me on the back)

I'm happy to man up to you. Come to my apt

the office guy? you're a douche

That's the spirit!

What a gay thread

Sarcasm and light hearted comments really escape you....like a fat women waving her trophy from the smell contest. Sweet sassy molassey... Doh - harded - nice.

I invented the penetrating worm! Whoopedoo!

Dickey's won more conference titles than Mack Brown, bitch!

Jokes on you - i'm about to get like $50 M from that guy from Africa who PMed me the other day. I've never been so thankful for the civil unrest in Uganda! Any other rich people want my bank information?

Geez, I bought the wrong jersey to wear to class tomorrow - sorry rick. Ithink if we were going to break down what works - maybe look to the game plans that slowed them down - Ohio St perhaps? Longjim - i'm sure you have the season highlight DVD - any thoughts?

Seriously - why would this game plan work? Blitz every down, good idea. Texas will never see this coming. They run a zone read option offense, where the quarterback reads the defensive ends and linebackers during the play and THEN makes a decision. I would imagine with eight in the box, that would make the decision pretty easy. No one in football hits the tight end slant better than Mack Brown's offense. Ask Will Matthews, he's about to be a second round draft pick because of it. Have you seen any other teams run anything close to this against Texas? No, you can't. Has anyone thought this out? It likes when you watch sports with a chick and she messes herself over a reverse for 4 yards or a hail mary throw... what do I know though - you guys are the geniuses, I'm just a troll begging for street cred from the all mighty gods of the board. Last night I sprinkled the blood off the slaughtered goat on my door frame in hopes that my first born would be "passed over" by the powerful dietys that dwell on GMG.com. I would have used a lamb, but they're just too cute.

Am I worthy of addressing the God of the board? Animal sacrifice required? I took off my shoes.

Get over it McDouche - dd it offend you when Gonzaga's applications spiked - or GMU's? Texas is a great school - deal with it. We go somewhere else and that's cool too.

Shhh - you'll get the thread deleted.

Thank you - geez you all are slow.

Maybe with photoshop... We'll win by 20 next year - book it. = legitimacy

You don't have to be a national title contender to beat us by 50 - you don't even need to be a conference title contender... Sorry your comment got deleted Stan. Hope you can make it up the mountain with me next time.