With apologies to Led Zeppelin's Heartbreaker
Hey North Texas, have you heard the news? You know that Benford's back in town?
It won't take long just watch and see how his coaching tears the program down.
HIs style's not new and the pace is lame as it was the last two years
But from his mind, a different kind, one that brings the fans to tears.
Well, it's been two years but it seems like more since We first set eyes on you.
Best basketball of our life gone by, our mean green hopes turned blue.
Some people cry and some just ask why about the strange game you planned
But you'll just keep on rolling along while subbing out the hottest hand.
Fans are talkin' all around 'bout the way you left them flat,
You don't care what the people say, You know that your paycheck's fat.
One thing we do have on our minds, if you can clarify please do,
It's the way they passed all the other guy's named when they were selecting you.
We try to make sense but it ain't no use.
We work so hard need a game to unwind, paid our money too;
Abuse our love a thousand times, however hard we tried.
Coach Benford, your time has come, can't take your evil way;
Basketball Heartbreaker