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  1. El Guapo is incensed by these accusations.
  2. El Guapo is confused... You want to turn down a bowl game because ridicule might hurt your feelings? El Guapo had no idea so many of you needed safe spaces.
  3. El Guapo is stunned that the Americanos have not yet figured out that the famous bandit Ricardo Villareal has been robbing you blind from the inside. Every year at the convención internacional bandido El Guapo is forced to hear him brag about the many hundreds of thousands of dollars he takes while pretending to be some sort of futbol administrator. El Guapo is not clear on the details, but he assumed the Tejanos del Norte would have discovered his treachery by now.
  4. El Guapo thinks this is a terrible, terrible idea... and El Guapo once invaded New Mexico on accidente.
  5. El Guapo is a large scary man who wants to kill you.
  6. El Guapo finds the gringo food, which you norteamericanos name pizza to be very pleasing. El Guapo wonders if perhaps others share his feelings?
  7. El Guapo has better things to do than support insanity. El Guapo is riding off into the desert.
  8. El Guapo weeps hot, bitter tears at the loss of this great forum. El Guapo will begin shooting hostages from the last train robbery ever hour, on the hour, until it is reopened.
  9. ..was never this embarrassed under Dickey. El Guapo is shocked he ever had to use that phrase. If Rice does not score 100, El Guapo know it is only because Rice doesn't want to... RRRRIIIIICCCCEEEEE!!!!!
  10. El Guapo has almost forgotten that fumble against tech... almost... El Guapo must go drink some tequila.
  11. El Guapo would also LOVE to know the answers to these questions.
  12. El Guapo weeps at the past glory of JaMario. El Guapo vows to stop shooting unarmed federales if Jesu Christo would only see it fit to let JaMario run for a thousand yards this season.
  13. El Guapo thinks the silence is deafening.
  14. El Guapo would like for you to clarify a point. Are you, in fact, insinuating that El Guapo and Lee Jackson are the same person? If so, El Guapo demands satisfaction, name your second.
  15. El Guapo is in the... wealth redistribution business.
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