Well, I just disagree with you both because I heard that those two papers smell. The paper you really need to read is the Pleasantville Primrose of Jasper, Alabama. This paper incites the reader to really become active in the community, almost to the point of upchuck. Just last week a blackout there hit locally and it caused the whole city to plunge into darkness. Soon afterwards, a mad dash to the news stands ensued where several on rushers were trampled. They are just hooked I tell ya, on this readers delight. The expertly crafted way they say "touchdown, well ...I just can't put it into words. Tears well up on the very thought of their use of the words, "dunk shot", "triple crown", or the most requested, "hat trick".