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  1. An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a check-up and the

    doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in.

    The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good health?"

    The old timer said, "I'm a golfer and that's why I'm in such good

    shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down

    the fairways. "The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died?" The old timer said,

    "Who said my dad's dead?"

    The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still

    alive? How old is he?" The old timer said, "He's 100 yrs old and,

    in fact, he golfed with me this morning, and that's why he's still

    alive...he's a golfer."

    The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more to

    it. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?

    The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"

    The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your

    grandfather's still living! How old is he?" The old timer said,

    "He's 118 yrs old."

    The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?"

    The old timer said, "No... Grandpa couldn't go this morning because

    he got married." The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married!!

    Why would a 118-year-old guy want to get married?"

    The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"

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  2. Being a Viet Nam Veteran ('70-'71), I will probably see this movie too. I view VN war movies to see how close they are to the real thing. So far, one of the best is Platoon. If you want to get an idea of what it was like being a Grunt(Infantry Foot Soldier) in Viet Nam, I highly recommend Platoon. Very, very realistic.

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