Green Grenade II

This would certainly distract opponents at the free throw line! We would rig up a lynching pole with a full-sized stuffed dummy with a really weird expression on his face with a rope noose arond his neck and wearing a T-shirt with the logo of our opponent(s) on him. as the opposing player steps to the free throw line, someone from the "Pit Crew" would extend the lynched dummy so it's right above and behind the backboard. It would definitely distract the shooter, right? What do you think? Am I nuts to suggest this?

Margie loves cupcakes and Peanut Butter, so I'm inviting her to go two the UT-Peanut Butter game. aside from the pep band, we may be the only two there! SUMG, you are almost as entertaining as PlummMeanGreen! His jokes are great, but they are way too long, and when he gets to the punch line, his bungy cord rips him back to Weatherford!

I'll be there for both games of the doubleheader. Hope they printed enough tickets for walkup buyers. They usually only have 200 tickets at each ticket gate "E" and "A" on the student gates. I know the problem and how to solve it, but I'm not an employee in charge, so the frustration continues. I have my tickets to both game, though. Thanks, NT80! Margie gave me permission to go, but I have to bring her chocolates and basically grovel to her every wish. No kitchen passes, though! See you all there!!!! I hope we play with more intensity than showed vs Muddleson Tennessee Blue Toothed Raiders!

"metally" ??????? as in steel plated???

Please note: "Yep"-the shortest post in PummMeanGreen's history!!!!

say, Johnathanlivingseagull-eagle (whatever), are you trying to say that Jamario Thomas will get laid by you (or your football team?). Me, I prefer girls!!! Sorry about that, and don't get your goofy hopes up about catching Thomas in the Wyndham New Orleans Bowl.

Dream on, my USM feathered friend! I think you've been hitting the sauce too much, or maybe you're just dilusional. I think you have the score reversed, but we'll leave it at that. I watched the USM Call game. You had 'em until the blocked extra point that was run back for 2 points. The wind went out of your sails so fast that your could hear the "swoosh." The next "swoosh" you 'll hear will come next Tuesday as Jamario Thomas races past your defense all game long!!!!!

Forget the poster of bikini clad women. Hold up actual bikini clad women and have them rip off their tops as a guy steps to the line to shoot a free throw! Give him a free show!!!!! (get it?)>

Since we have the weekend off, I thought I'd see if anyone on this board (be careful, you'll date yourself) remembers that grand old 20,000 seat stadium known as Dal-Hi! When I went to South Oak Cliff High School, we played our games there, except for one game during State Fair (at the Cotton Bowl). Dal-Hi also had a basketball field house, and the original scoreboard had a clock that worked like a wall clock (hands moved showing the time left, etc). The goal posts were always decorated by the teams playing in a particular contest. SOC had gold & white crepe paper streamers wrapped on all parts of the goal post. The opponent had their colors. Very exciting. I was looking through my 1955 SOC yearbook today and saw great shots of Dal-Hi. Just thought I'd share this with you!!!!

Thanks for the invitation and the hospitality. We only hope you're as hospitable after the game, as your players, fans and coaches wonder what the hell just happened. Then you'll realize the smoke you're blowin' on this board is just that. Smoke. We've never beaten you guys so until August 30th, slam our team and chances all you want. You have that right. The evidence of our vast talent level, speed and ability in all three phases of the game will make the 81,000 at Owen Field gasp! Have as good a time as you can playing us. I'm sure you'll be ready for Alabama the next week. It, actually, should be a much more winnable game for you.

We ARE getting into their heads, for sure. They can't fathom the idea that we might play them close as hell, or even pull the shocker of 2003 and knock them off their lofty perch. (Do Sooners perch?). Remember the United State's symbol of Greatness. Is it a covered wagon pulled by a couple of ponies, or an Eagle. You guessed it, Sooner Boy. It's the Eagle. Now go think about it.

Geez, you are really taking us seriously. Thanks for the compliment. Just don't worry about little ol' NT. We'll probably be afraid to suit up against you Boomer Sooners. NOT!!!!! You have a great program, with national championships, etc. But this is not our grandfather's NT, either. Our last game in the New Orleans bowl was pretty darned impressive. Your victory in the Rose Bowl was great, too. So, get back on your board and have a great day!!!! I'm driving up just for the opportunity to be in awe!!! Of The Mean Green! Not OU!!!!

It was really great seeing some of you at Fouts Field last night. Certainly some great plays (Cobbs, Moore, Ricardo Smith, etc). Thanks to FFRick for the Mean Green clock. And have one seat spoken for for the drive up to Norman early gameday. So there's still one seat remaining. Will arive at Loyd Noble at 1:30pm for tailgating before the game. Then leave after the game (following our stunning performance) for the trip back. We can pause briefly to watch some of the OU fans looking for bridges to jump off since their opener has their season, basically, in the toilet. I can already hear the anguished crys from Sooner fans, "God, did you see that Cobbs fly right by our entire defensive backfield. What's up with that?" or "Man, oh, man, that damned Kennedy kicked our ass all night long." or "I don't believe we threw a pass over the middle after that first attempt got our tight end slobberknocked." I can't wait. The van is all gassed up!!! Course, I'll have to fill the tank once more before the actual drive up. Go! Mean Green, teach those Okies that North Texas is now like Florida State in the early days, just beginning in the last two seasons to dominate every game this year. For the unfortunate Retro Sooners, they'll find out they should have started the season with an easier opponent, like maybe TCU or SMU.