GreenIsTheNewBlack

how doez that mashed potato gravy taste?

For sure.

Its delicious... Had a Pumpkinator Cask a few times this season.

UNT"GottaHaveTheLastWord"90

At least one hundred... I know thats a lot so calm your britches down.

Endeavour is my favorite as well. I have a personal stash of Bishops Barrel 2-5 aging and waiting. I mean you have to use KFC buckets... How else will your average UNT/UTSA fan know what you're making fun of? Oh wait... They won't care.

KFC is greasy and delicious... might be the perfect cure for my inevitable hangover on saturday.

Holiday Inn

Thanks for your help. I hope everyone in Denton is as friendly as you are. Looks like we will be hitting up ESSC. Any place with St. Arnolds and Pappy van Winkle (Not that we actually drink it all the time) is our speed.

Thanks for the suggestions... Looking forward to it.

A group of me and my friends (UTSA fans) are coming up for the game. We don't get in until 10pm that night and are staying near UNT. Its my buddies birthday and were looking for a place to get some drinks/play darts/party etc. Any recommendations of places open til 2am? I don't know squat about Denton. Are cabs easily reachable in case we want to get really drunk? We are more of whiskey/scotch or craft/local beer drinkers. I've yelped it and it seems there is a cluster of places near Oak st and Hickory st. Were all late 20s early 30s. I know most of y'all hate UTSA fans (I try to make all of my smack talk humorous in some regard) but any advice outside of KFCs would be appreciated. Sorry if there is a more appropriate sub-form for this.

for the sake of this argument we'll call it THE UTSA OWNED AND OPERATED ALAMODOME. deal?

Our stadium is bigger than yours.

I think UNT will win 24-14. Some score that hovers around the money line. Hopefully UTSA can make y'all slip on some frying oil. Who knows maybe we'll get lucky and y'all will trip over some of our wing bones. Maybe the field will be so greasy and crumbly a few balls will slide our way. UNT isn't used to playing such juicy fried chicken. Maybe our special teams will assist like an attached Taco Bell and provide some more options for UTSA. Maybe UTSA will win and we'll pour mashed potato gravy all over your face? I love UTSA/Kentucky Fried Chicken jokes. Cole Slaw

Okay before you get your panties in a tangle... All of my banter is completely intended as a joke. All I wanted to see what it would be like to rile up UNT90 which is the easiest thing i have ever had to do. Which UNT90 should take as a compliment of his trolling and hater skills. I will be traveling to the UNT game and I hope I meet you and party with you. We'll have a great time and be friends and laugh over this game win or lose. Only i'll never tell you who I am and you'll never know that you shared an intimate moment with me. Anyways... "Brah" is what the coolest kids say and UNT sucks.

UNT90 stares at his computer and says to himself "I freaking have to get a KFC reference into this. Google = Internet = KFC!!! Success!!!" Personally, I can't believe you have the creative prowess to connect the dots in such a way. Bravo sir... Bravo.

Its easy to quote Shakespeare when you have Google huh 90?

Nice Excel skills brah... Its not really a trend line but nice try... good effort.

You're just a regular old Charles Dickens over here aren't you?

Although our brief history a much greater slope than yours. Its not UTSA's fault UNT diddled itself in obscurity for 90 years.

So in the past 2 years... UNT has won 10 games to date against FBS teams (4 against winning teams) and UTSA has won 10 games (1 against winning teams (also a team that beat UNT)) UTSA averages more in attendance than UNT as well. Soooo... Please quit acting like you are world beaters and exponentially better than us. You have history we don't... cool. We may get our asses kicked, but all of your "Statistics" and "history" gets a big DGAF because it doesn't mean anything. We have talent to compete as does UNT. Get. Over. It.

A young UNT90 (For the sake of the story we'll call him Sally. Such were the wishes of his parents) sits alone in a park, under the watchful eyes of his parents, building facilities he has always dreamed of. Sticks and twigs make up the rather large facility designed to support a future University of North Texas Football team. "What are you building Sally?" his mom asks sternly. "A stadium for all of my football players!" answers a suddenly bewildered Sally. "Son, what have I always preached to you and Mommy about?" his father demands. Sally stares blanking back at his disapproving father already knowing the consequences of his mistakes. "IT HAS TO BE ON CAMPUS SALLY!!!" screams his father. His father now has a bulging vein on the side of his right eye. It grows green and pulses as a young Sally cries and pleads his father not to put him in the dark room again. Sally's pleas have gone unheard as the rage of his father has become uncontrollable. His mother falls to her knees knowing their frail little boy may not survive the night. Hours later Sally is staring into a pitch black room. He's been here before and knows the despair the next 24 hours will bring. He knows the quickest way through it is to sleep and work through his past mistakes to make Daddy happy. He falls asleep surprisingly quickly. He dreams of miraculous on campus stadiums and impressing daddy by persecuting those without them. The desire in his dream become more lurid and creepy as the hours pass. Sally unknowingly prematurely ejaculates to visions of grandeur and images of a winged shape stadium at the endzone of his stadium. He dreams of putting down and condemning others in a virtual community that doesn't exist yet just like his father would do. Lights flash as the door to the dark room opens. Sally awakes as 24 hours have come and gone in an instant. Sally rises to his feet, pants still wet from his accident, and greets his dad. He walks toward the light reborn. He is no longer Sally. On this day in Denton in 1990, UNT90 is born.