The Fake Lonnie Finch

Well, I haven't been to any of the fall practices or had the time to peruse the injury list, but this is what I think on July 6, 2005 about how the Mean Green will fare during their 2005 college football season: Game One - Loss, 0-1 (0-0) Louisiana State University 39, University of North Texas 13 Game Two - Win, 1-1 (1-0) University of North Texas 28, Middle Tennessee State University 22 Game Three - Loss, 1-2 (1-0) University of Tulsa 30, University of North Texas 19 Game Four - Loss, 1-3 (1-0) Kansas State University 40, University of North Texas 20 Game Five - Loss, 1-4 (1-1) Troy State University 26, University of North Texas 23 Game Six - Win, 2-4 (2-1) University of North Texas 33, Florida International University 21 Game Seven - Loss, 2-5 (2-1) Louisiana Technical University 28, University of North Texas 27 Game Eight - Win, 3-5 (3-1) University of North Texas 28, University of Louisiana at Lafayette 21 Game Nine - Win, 4-5 (4-1) University of North Texas 28, University of Louisiana at Monroe 21 Game Ten - Win, 5-5 (5-1) University of North Texas 26, Florida Atlantic University 17 Game Eleven - Win, 6-5 (6-1) University of North Texas 29, Arkansas State University 19 I think that Troy State University will have two conference losses, so the University of North Texas will once again win the Sun Belt Conference despite what the worm-eating sandbaggers that don't like Darrell Dickey say.

I'll go to the OU-TCU game. OU will whip the Frogs. Franchione's guys are gone now, and the fat guy who dresses with Dick Cavett turtlenecks who replaced him isn't 1/10th the recruiter Dennis was. Didn't TCU's AD bail out as well? Dick Cavett's fat, turtleneck-wearing twin belongs at Starbucks, anyway, not at the great Owen Field in Norman, Oklahoma. Bob Stoops could run anyone on their roster at QB and whip that Horned Frogs "Rusty Gate" defense. I'm talking about Paul Thompson, Rhett Bomar, Tommy Grady, it won't matter. I'm gonna stretch out on that proverbial limb and say the Sooners squash the Frogs somewheres in the neighborhood of 48-12, give 'er take a few points each way.

I'll come to the Tulsa game.