ChristopherRyanWilkes

Type in a random name on FB. Go to their page and find a personal status. Comment something like you know them on a status like "hang in there Steve I'm sure you'll find a better job." Enjoy.

Should I draft Aaron Hernandez this year in fantasy? Any thoughts?

The Rangers are being mean to the Astros.

Cowboys fans be like - one preseason game,replace Romo with Tanney.

Its rained several times this summer and it might not even break 90 today in August. I don't know what climate change we are creating but I'm about to buy a SUV.

Nice of our lone star buddies to beat the A's tonight.

Yu effin' Darvish.

With all the money he's made off of running a lucrative Meth business why does Walt still have that flip phone?

"You have like a mix of a Wisconsin and Texan accent." -Katie Hoeflich . First time I've heard a description of my accent.

The dog days of summer are upon us Texans. May God have mercy on our souls.

LIGHT UP GOLD!

What if the world really ends and we are all up in heaven and God is all like "I was gonna wait another 100 years but y'all were pissing me off with your FB posts"

Did the Mayans give us a time? Or what time in what particular time zone? It's already December 21st in China..

Slammed on my breaks to stop from hitting a squirrel. It ran to the other lane and a redneck in a huge truck crushed it. Good to be back in Texas

You know you're from Texas when,sadly, all your exes really do live in Texas..

I've seen the man-made beauty of the east coast cities,but I'm convinced nothing is better than the God-made beauty of the Rockies and the mountain west. Farewell Colorado,not too excited to head back to the "prairies and lakes" region of Texas.

It's starting to creep me out how nice people are in Colorado. Stop being so happy to live;I get it your state is awesome.

After senseless tragedies like what happened in Newtown it is human nature to try to find a solution. I've seen liberals rally for stricter gun laws and conservatives argue that if the teachers were armed this may not have happened. The harsh but honest answer is there may be no solutions here. It's very difficult to formulate policy or prevent random acts of violence. This is a very tough pill to swallow for many including myself.

The Newtown shooter had a "personality disorder," Virginia Tech shooter was "a quiet loner," the Columbine shooters were "bullied outsiders." I can think of many people who fit all those descriptions,none of which massacred human beings. How about we stop trying to label these killers as anything but the scary truth of what they are: pure evil.

I'm not ashamed to admit as a man that seeing a man like president Obama cry brings a tear to my eye like nothing else. Such a senseless tragedy.

I just realized the struggles of dating an Angels fan with this Josh Hamilton signing. Please pray me for guyz

Does Paul McCartney just take any gig given to him these days? I mean I think he was great in his day but thinking about him singing any nirvana songs makes me cringe.

Seems like there's never a dull moment here in Denton/ at my apartments lately. Please ladies if your boyfriend is abusing you do not be afraid to report it. Also if you live in an apartment I can speak for most men do not hesitate to ask for a guy's immediate help in that situation until the cops arrive. Stay safe out there

Two tragedies in the NFL and two emotionally charged victories. It's never worth the loss of a life but is it safe to hypotheses that tragedy motivates teams to victory more than it effects their psyche during the game?

Josh Brown really has it out for the Dallas Cowboys