BV1

Name: BV Age: 35 which is old to 18 year olds, but I am a pup to the staff Staff: DC is an older wacko disciplinary dude OL coach is a really butch volleyball coach I know about the same size as an average tackle 1st GA, works for the OL coach,he is like Dauber on the show "Coach" 2nd GA, a math and psychology double major, plays academic advisor to the team, nerd that really knows Madden, rest of the defensive staff hired by DC, all like him, but younger Leach is OC/QB coach WR and RB coaches from the juco ranks here in Texas Attractive female strength and conditioning coaches to make sure the guys dont want to miss a workout. I coach special teams since the OL coach does all the work for the blocking assignments. Team: In addition to bigger school transfers, my recruits all redshirted like some schools do, let Dodge's holdover players play while the new men learn at a comfortable pace for 2012. Reward for Dodge's players for all they have been through, without looking over their shoulder. Walk-ons welcome to fill in any skill sets needed, if Dodge's holdovers cant/wont change positions. DEFENSE: whatever the DC wants as long we lead the conference in fewest slackers allowed and are winning. OFFENSE: see Leach reference above Season openers and final OOC games on the road at either: UNLV, Hawaii, Tulane, UCLA or Miami. Why I would be a good coach at UNT: Funny press conferences Interesting road games for players The fact I never played college football didnt stop Leach, Mangino, Johnson, Hauck, Franchione and Weis from getting head coaching jobs. Why not? My one year of middle school volleyball and basketball coaching will secretly impress RV, but he cant publicly disclose that. I give guys a chance that no one else would (walk ons, transfers, Leach, the butch V coach, etc) Why I would be bad for UNT: I let the DC run amok on game day too much I have no ties to Southern Miss, it would affect how I work with RV My no questions asked expense accounts would raise too many questions after the Leach/VB coach bad publicity goes away I am eccentric, even by Leach's standards. Compensation: What Todd made Automatically get my contract extended a year for each home win a 6/6 house provided (bills paid by boosters) Green Mustang GT provided Cannot be fired, but can be reassigned to basketball or one of those associate assistant senior chief executive vice president jobs in the Ad Building Thank you and GMG.

Another offensive coach. Offense sells tickets (new stadium). Defensive coaches tend to bring three yards and a cloud of dust OC's to the party. Defensive coaches tend to be authoritarian, which is good, the general style wont fire up the fan base quickly. They usually weed more guys out, which backfires at some places, with so many new guys. Then again, RV did not ask me.