[Is size overrated?]

This gradual slide into "screw it, that's good enough" is exactly what happened to June Jones.  Do you want that to happen to you?  Have you already started wearing leis around for no good reason?  Has your fashion sense every been described as "Port Aransas Cocaine Dealer?"

You can still save yourself, but you're going to have to work hard.

Nah I just started wearing a visor though.

[Is size overrated?]

This post is not to your standards.  As the newly anointed favorite SMU troll, the pressure seems to be getting to you.  

See: F+ Acceptance post.

I'll take it.

[SMU Preview Part II Defense]

Yup

[UNT vs. SMU 2015 Gameday Central Information]

SMU won't let you bring fanny packs into Ford Stadium.

Fanny Packs.

Clear bag policy.

#ClearFannyPacks

[Is size overrated?]

F+ 

I'll take it.

[A GO MEAN GREEN banner over Ford Field ?]

Obsessception.

[Is size overrated?]

Ocean has more motion with big, girthy waves.

My tsunamis are so great they call the result Fukushima. (Disasters on an epic scale)

[Loss at SMU]

You put nickel and tin in your gloves!? How very SMU of you...

Not prestigious as golden gloves so I picked some common metals to show how great I was lol

[Is size overrated?]

This thread is going as well as expected :D

[Is size overrated?]

Motion of the ocean.

[Loss at SMU]

Oh you're a regular Golden Gloves boxer aren't you? 

I'm actually somewhere between Nickel and Tin gloves.

[Loss at SMU]

He might be ok with the shots, but if you try to neuter him expect a fight.

I let my boxing record speak for itself. 2-0 over UNT people at Sigma Chi Fight Night.

[Loss at SMU]

Do you happen to wear a red nose, rainbow suspenders, & floppy white shoes with these shirts at work?

And I'm damn good at it.

[Loss at SMU]

I would like us to adopt Malonish.

I have a couple of green shirts. The are long sleeve button up for work. My reds are nicer though.

[Loss at SMU]

Quit stepping out of character.

I forgot I'm supposed to be the heel.

[Loss at SMU]

Can't spell smug without smu.

I never said UNT wasn't a good place to get a degree. How smug is that?

[Loss at SMU]

You're right.  Only problem is yours costs way too much per semester.

Mine has paid off pretty well. I went on mostly scholarship and I've made back many many times my input.

[Loss at SMU]

I thought it was the Cookie Monster. 

People make mistakes. That's ok.

[Loss at SMU]

Ok, why the blue frog in your avatar?

Long story but it's this guy:

and the drugged up TCU version is:

Another forum poster saw it as my icon and he made a bunch of Blue SMU icons for people and that's what he made for me.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/get-out-frog-frogout-me-obrigue

[Loss at SMU]

I hate how much I am liking this SMU dude.

Love you too

[SMU has Prez Bush Support]

I've met plenty, and it's always a common theme. People who couldn't get into UT but want to be businessmen and people who couldn't get into Rice. Only thing needed to get into SMU is lots of $$$$.

If you can get into SMU, you can get into UTA (especially the Top X% automatic admission to public institutions http://admissions.utexas.edu/apply/decisions). SMU admissions are more stringent than UTA. Rice is the toughest in the state no doubt.

[Loss at SMU]

cheater...

Well, SMU so...

[Loss at SMU]

I of course won't get my hopes up because SMUers have been parroted the same "Oh we're actually getting good this year" stuff by media and coaches so I will hold off my predictions for this game until some time after the game has ended.

[Pony Expess on ESPN]

Ah the age old internet come back and sure fire way to know one is losing-attack the other person's grammar or spelling!

You played it well, even though it's an inherently weak attack you gave it a go.

I normally wouldn't go for such low hanging fruit but it was so far off base that it looked pretty bad if not intentional. A modified Poe's Law if you will. Poe's law is an Internet adage which states that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, parodies of extreme views will, to some readers, be indistinguishable from sincere expressions of the parodied views. 

Besides, what do I have to lose here? It's a gall durn football forum not scientific discourse. Don't be so serious- have a chill pill/beer and rub one out.

[SMU Scrimmage Pics 8.15.15]

Not just from still photos, but from intense Dallas media coverage and comments of new coach who is absolutely dominating Texas HS recruiting. " To beat us you'll have to kill us". Preston Line will follow in his brother's footsteps. The A$M transfer QB far outshines any we can put on the field. They are pissed off about last year and sandwiched between BU and TCU, this is a MUST win game for SMU! The old adage that a team improves most from its first game to its second will come into play here. BU will be a strong home test for them, while we will have no idea of what we can do having only played" Open Date University". Maybe we learn enough from this non-rivalry game according to Mac that we play better against Rice, but I feel putting SMU in the automatic "W" column is a very dangerous assumption. We have not won in their on campus stadium anytime in the modern era. If we don' t come to play our best game, and Mac continues to say this is a " non-rivalry" game, we are in big trouble.

Prescott* Line