[Wow, Ugh, Dodge...]

GGII I was expecting more!

My computer is all f'd up.

Go!Mean Green!

[Wow, Ugh, Dodge...]

NFM,

[I'mconfused!]

No need to elaborate here!i

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[I Wrote An Article In This Week's Sportspage]

Go to sportspagedallas.com. My artic'e is on the site there. The SPORTSPAGE WEEKY is available all over the Metroplex.

The article is about my idiot predictions...including my bold prediction last August that The Mean Green Football team

would go 7-5 last season. I also picked PHILLY AND BALTIMORE to play in the SUPER BOWL.

Check it out.

The end of my column says..."SO, UNTIL NEXT WEEK WONDERING IF THE BEST PLACE TO PICK UP CHICKS IS AT BO PILGRIM'S FARM IN ARKANSAS."

[I Wrote An Article In This Week's Sportspage]

Go to sportspagedallas.com. My artic'e is on the site there. The SPORTSPAGE WEEKY is available all over the Metroplex.

The article is about my idiot predictions...including my bold prediction last August that The Mean Green Football team

would go 7-5 last season. I also picked PHILLY AND BALTIMORE to play in the SUPER BOWL.

Check it out.

[My Great Grief, Florida's Win Over Ou Was Boring!]

Everybody watch me cheer for Mean Green Football, erspecially with the NEW UNIFORMS from UNDER WEAR instead of UNDER ARMOUR!

Can you say VICTORIA'S SECRET? No, not the ladies store, but a girl named Victoria I met last season. The only reason she was HOT was

was because it was 105 in June!

[My Great Grief, Florida's Win Over Ou Was Boring!]

Everybody watch me cheer for Mean Green Football, erspecially with the NEW UNIFORMS from UNDER WEAR instead of UNDER ARMOUR!

Can you say VICTORIA'S SECRET? No, not the ladies store, but a girl named Victoria I met last season. The only reason she was HOT was

[Looking Ahead To Mean Green Football 2009...]

I really believe we'll more than turn the corner this next season, including a shockingly close game vs Alabama.

Just my opinion. I hope I'm going to see dirt fly this summer, and not just from some dude peeling out in his jalopy from SMU!!!!!

SO, BUST OUT THE KEGS OF SCOTCH AND BRING OUT THOSE SEXY BABES FROM UNT!!!!

WE'RE GONNA KICK SOME ASS WITH OUR OPPONENTS THIS FALL.

MARGIE JUST CAME IN THE ROOM AND SAID, "HONEY DON'T YOU HAVE LOWER CASE TYPE ON THAT LAPTOP?"

hell yes, i do!

[All I Want For Christmas Is A A Head To Head Game]

I just thought I'd clear up where I stand on this issue. Texas deserves to play for the National Championship. Period. Case Closed! Well, not actually. Sad to say,

the resegated Longhorns will suffer a humuliating to Ohio State, while Ole Miss will crusify Texas Tech, in the delapidated and expanded Cotton Pickin Bowl!!!!!

On another front, my loving wife says the Dallas Cowboys will be trounched in their own version of a delapidated Texas Stadium.

I went to a high school game there last night, and the place is in shambles, and that's the good parts!

GO MEAN GREEN, TAKE MY WIFE TO A BASKETBALL GAME, PLEASE. i'LL PLAY MONEY TO SEE THAT!!!!!

[Vito On Daniel Prior]

I say in the post I don't want him to be a homer, just report it. When we are bad it's ok to say so, just don't keep beating the same dead horse. Saying that to a recruit that we might be lucky to get, as if to put doubt in his mind or question his decision making, is unnecessary. I guess y'all didn't have as much personal contact with him to understand the other stuff. He walks around the program when he needs a story like he is your bff and then slams your team in the article. He just gets under my skin, and so do people who defend him that don't know him like I do. Maybe you know him better than me. If so enlighten me.

HEY, THERE, WHEN YOU SAY TO STOP BEATING A "DEAD HORSE" THAT WOULD BE SMU, RIGHT?????

[Ho, Ho, Ho...down The Laundry Shute Into The]

NO DON'T GET SENTIMENTAL HERE. MARGIE WANT ME TO PUT BALLS ON THE TREE IN THE LIVING ROOM THIS SUNDAY,

BUT I'VE GTOLD HER MANY TIMES, I'M THE ONLY GUY IN THE HOUSE. SHE SAID, WELL YOU COULD BRING FRIENDS.

AH, THE JOYS OF CHRISTMAS IN FARMERS BRANCH.

[Wait A Minute, Guys, Let's Make My Wife The New]

Now, don't go on with the wisecracks (oh, wait). Anyway, kick Todd Ford to the curb.

Margie, assuming we can keep her awake for 3 hours, will make a great coordinator.

She just said, "Rick, go downstairs and fix my dinner."

Sorry, gotta go now...duty calls.

GO MEAN GREEN FOREVER!!!!!!

[Well, Whadaya Know! The Texas Whinehorns]

SO, COACH MACK BROWN, GET OUT YOUR PLAYBOOK AND POLISH IT UP, CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA NEED A REAL SOONER EFFORT IF YER GONNA BEAT

THE OHIO STATE BUCKEYES IN THE FIESTA BOWL IN GLENDALE, ARIZONA!!!!!

MEANWHILE MY WIFE MARGIE AND THE DALLAS COWBOYS ARE SNORING THROUGH THE GAME ON FOX!

By the way, Longhorns, go to BuckeyeFans.Com and learn the music and lyrics to:

ACROSS THE FIELD,

BUCKEYE BATTLE CRY,

AND

CARMEN OHIO (the Alma Mater).

and, remember, when you play THE EYES OF TEXAS, Buckeye fans will think it's I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE RAILROAD, ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY!

[Well, Whadaya Know! The Texas Whinehorns]

SO, COACH MACK BROWN, GET OUT YOUR PLAYBOOK AND POLISH IT UP, CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA NEED A REAL SOONER EFFORT IF YER GONNA BEAT

THE OHIO STATE BUCKEYES IN THE FIESTA BOWL IN GLENDALE, ARIZONA!!!!!

MEANWHILE MY WIFE MARGIE AND THE DALLAS COWBOYS ARE SNORING THROUGH THE GAME ON FOX!

[Unt Football Season Is 'over' Pass The Punch-]

THIS IS CAPITAL PUNISHMENT, EVEN FROM MY 'FOOTBALL GENIUS WIFE'.

SO WASH YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY IN THE SINK OF LIFE. GET MY DREFT.

SO, TILL THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN AT OUR HOUSE, LET'S PLAY SOME ROUND BALL!

[I'm Having A Coaches Show, And My Wife Is]

For all who have their shorts in a wad about no coaches show at the WingHouse (erm make that the Poor hoiuse, er Pourhouse, my bad)

My wife , being a very offensive coordinator, makes me a head football coaching genius. Remember a few months ago I told RV that we

should run the "Wishbone Spread, or the wild triple option. I got so much response on this project that I had to see a "shrink." That,

at my advanced age is not really good!

Call with your donations at 1-800-Dumb Idea!

[Wtf, We Are Horrible! Does Anybody Think We Can]

I vowed not to listen to oujr game today, but the score showed up on the bottom of the screen during the / Ole Miss Game!

I will be at next week's blowout loss to Arkansas State. Our coach is killing our football program. Sorry about that, RV!

[I'm Really Bored, Watching Football All Day, Wife Is]

There was this football nerd and he got invited to see North Texas play Middle Tennessee State, and ______________(fill in the blanks, please, with your own ending, or really

good jokes. I need the laughs!!!!

Thanks and Go Mean Green!!!!!

[By The Way, Ohio State Does Npot Run The Spread, But]

Watching the Buckeye/Wolverine game in Columbus on channell 8. Our new stadium will be a horseshoe, too,

but I doubt it will seat 107,000 for a game with our hated rival, who is_____________(fill in the blank, please).

Now, back to the dkiscussion on why Middle Tennessee will lose to us today, and it WILL happen.

Kickoff is 2:30pm.

On a side note, sorry Mack Brown, but Texas Tech will win tonight in Norman!!!! My wise wife Margie said so.

She also wanted to know if North Texas ever planned to play the Dallas Cowboys. I told her, oh yeah....

the sixth week next August.

Bye for now!!!!!

["burp, It's Saturday, Game Day In The Murf"....]

But a keyboard with an uncaps lock key. Microsoft makes them and they are sold at Best Buy.

JEEZ, DON'T GET SO SERIOUS! I DON'T HAVE A SERIOUS BONE IN MY BODY, ONLY MY DOG HAS, AND IT'S IN HIS DOG BOWL,

SAME BOWL BOWL MIDDLE TENNESSEE WILL EVER PLAY IN, UNLESS IT'S THE T-BOWL!

["burp, It's Saturday, Game Day In The Murf"....]

ETERNAL OPTIMISM, HERE, AND IN ALL CAPS (SOMEONE MADE OFF IWTH MY LOWER CASE KEYBOARD).

I SUSPECT MY WIFE....BUT SHE WON'T SPEAK TO ME SINCE YESTERDAY. THERE IS A GOD!!!!!

DOWN WITH THE MUFFS FROM THE MURF. GO! MEAN GREEN FOREVER, WHATEVER!!!!

[Our Opponent This Week, Just Like The...]

Today is Thursday, trash pick-up day in our neighborhood, just like some of the girls I used to date,

present wife excluded.

Wondering about this Saturday's game...I like our chances, like in horse racing (place, show ,or WIN!).

The Muddle Tennessee whatevers will be fat and happy, just like their cheerleaders, but we will

show them some offensive football.

GO! MEAN GREEN!!!!!!

["don't Get My Goat" A Qupte Off The Muts Board....]

I miss Jim, and his goats and sheep. But this was a refereence on the MUTS board from 11-12 when they were talking about a fraternity at Western Kentucky that got

kicked off campus (and, no...it wasn't KA's).

[I Attended Smu's Homecocming Game Saturday...]

I hate SMU, but my longtime friend, Gene Wilson, invited me to go, so I said "yes."

Ford Stadium is in a horrible location (on campus, plus no track, and wala, they have an elevator to the pressbox),

I said behind Jerry Levias and Mike Richardson (who played for Hayde Fry at SMU.)

SMU was very competitive with Memphis, and although they did not win, the final score was 31-26.

We need to work on getting coaching adjustments at halftime. Our blowout loss to FAU was just

another chapter in a failed season.

If it is any consolation, SMU is also 1-9!

UGH!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE TELL ME THE MEAN GREEN FOOTBALL'S FUTURE IS BRIGHT!!!!!

[The Mean Green Bravehearts Take On Fau!]

Please understand what I'm saying. My "sports minded" wife, Margie, took a look at the point spread, and thought it would look good on our California King Bed!

I tried to explain what a point spread really means, and then she wanted to know if a "Snelly" was a car made by Toyota?

I xxx###&#X give up.

GO MEAN GREEN FOREVER!