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Today in art appreciation I was flipping through DCTF rather than listen to some art crap and I decided to find the best high school team names in Texas. I only looked at 2A, A, and six-man. 3A and up I didn't bother with this time. Here's some stuff I came up with just for the fun of it. In no particular order:

Best school-mascot combinations:

Crane Golden Cranes

Winters Blizzards

Buffalo Bison

Hamlin Pied Pipers

Frost Polar Bears

Elkhart Elks

Happy Cowboys

Unusual Mascots

Floyoda Whirlwinds

Grapeland Sandies

Mason Punchers

Wellington Skyrockets

Nazereth Swifts

Rotan Yellowhammers

Roscoe Plowboys

Rocksprings Angoras

Grandview Zebras

Kress Kangaroos

Trent Gorillas

And my all-time favorite:

Itasca Wampus Cats

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In addtion to those, IronMan, some other favorites of mine (various classifications) include:

Italy Gladiators

Bonham Purple Warriors

Amarillo Sandies

Deer Park Deer

Weatherford Kangaroos

San Antonio Central Catholic Buttons (parochial school - a Button in this case is apparently part of a rattlesnake's tail)

San Antonio Lanier Voks (that's right, V-O-K-S, I used to remember what that was, but my mind is going...)

and, of course, the Fighting Farmers of both Lewisville and Farmersville

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3A and up I didn't bother with this time.

Too bad. You missed out on the Fredericksburg Battlin' Billies (and their arch-rival Kerrville Tivy Antlers)

- Cameron Yoe Yoemen (I'm guessing the spelling is intentional)

- Muleshoe Mules (unsure if they're Groovy or not)

- Hutto Hippos

- Progreso Red Ants

- Springtown Porcupines

- Graham and FW North Side Steers (the agriculturally-challenged will need to do some research on what makes a bull become a steer).

- Brazosport Exporters ( the only HS team that cares about NAFTA)

- Robstown Cottonpickers

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