Breaking News!

[meangreenbob]

Breaking News!! This just in!!! Obama wins the Heisman Trophy after watching a college football game!!!

[Censored by Laurie]

Breaking News!! This just in!!! Obama wins the Heisman Trophy after watching a college football game!!!

The Heisman isn't awarded until December. Check your sources.

[meangreenbob]

The Heisman isn't awarded until December. Check your sources.

This one went sailing right over your head partner.

[Censored by Laurie]

This one went sailing right over your head partner.

No...no it didn't. Just my way of letting you know that you should save the funny for the funny people.

[drex]

Actually, he has been promised the Heisman if he commits to reducing defenses at all division I schools.

[meangreenbob]

No...no it didn't. Just my way of letting you know that you should save the funny for the funny people.

Of course it did.

[Quoner]

My turn:

This just in! Roman Polanski arrested for molesting Barack Obama!

Why's it funny?

1.) Timeliness. Much like the Nobel Prize news, this Polanksi thing broke today.

2.) Not funny. By being not funny, you become funny.

3. Leno-worthy. This joke would easily make a Leno monologue.

[Green P1]

No...no it didn't. Just my way of letting you know that you should save the funny for the funny people.

I chuckled a bit when the Great Gordo delivered that joke like 5 days ago.

This just in the BCS has awarded Germany....

[greenminer]

This one went sailing right over your head partner.

Fine, call the hold.

[Censored by Laurie]

Fine, call the hold.

+5...giving us the win Saturday.

[UNTLifer]

No...no it didn't. Just my way of letting you know that you should save the funny for the funny people.

The "funny people" aren't always as funny as they think.

[SilverEagle]

The "funny people" aren't always as funny as they think.

...and the religious right is neither.

[Mean Green 93-98]

...and the religious right is neither.

You might want to check your meds.

[Censored by Laurie]

The "funny people" aren't always as funny as they think.

I happen to think eulesseagle and FFR are damn funny and if I'm wrong I'll take my lumps.

[GreenMachine]

No...no it didn't. Just my way of letting you know that you should save the funny for the funny people.

Why? You try unsuccessfully at being funny quite often! (Now THAT was pretty damn funny)

[Censored by Laurie]

Why? You try unsuccessfully at being funny quite often! (Now THAT was pretty damn funny)

You don't think I'm funny?

You've clearly never heard my impression of John Wayne at the first Thanksgiving...have ya, pilgrem?

[Green P1]

I happen to think eulesseagle and FFR are damn funny and if I'm wrong I'll take my lumps.

The "funny people" aren't always as funny as they think.

[UNT90]

10 Funniest people on the board, according to me:

10) Daddydumpsalot - come on, with a name like that, you gotta make the list

9) Green P1 - ya, I know, he's annoying and tries waaaay too hard... constantly, but he does occasionally find a gem

8) KRAM1 - yes, I find unbridled optimism amusing

7) Meangreendork - anyone who constantly racks themselves on the political fence makes me chuckle

6) UNT2012 - "I work for the AD" B.S. made my summer. Haven't seen him in a while, maybe RV read his posts.

5) Quoner - I don't understand most of his humor, but what I do is good stuff. PS - you woulda been higher if you would get off my baseball scrotum.

4) Tasty Greek - I don't understand most of his humor, but what I do is good stuff. PS - points deducted for being Quoner's Siamese Twin

3) TFLF - I don't think he means to be funny, but I can't help but smile at the constant negativity.

2) UNTFlyer - A new stadium at UNT? hahahahahahahahahahhahaha.... oh, wait.

And, in the original theme of this post, the winner is...

1) GreenPanther - I expect great things.

*** This is strictly done with my own judgement with standards of which only I am privey. This is also done with tongue firmly planted in cheek****

Edited October 14, 2009 by UNT90

[Quoner]

10 Funniest people on the board, according to me:

10) Daddydumpsalot - come on, with a name like that, you gotta make the list

9) Green P1 - ya, I know, he's annoying and tries waaaay too hard... constantly, but he does occasionally find a gem

8) KRAM1 - yes, I find unbridled optimism amusing

7) Meangreendork - anyone who constantly racks themselves on the political fence makes me chuckle

6) UT2012 - "I work for the AD" B.S. made my summer. Haven't seen him in a while, maybe RV read his posts.

5) Quoner - I don't understand most of his humor, but what I do is good stuff. PS - you woulda been higher if you would get off my baseball scrotum.

4) Tasty Greek - I don't understand most of his humor, but what I do is good stuff. PS - points deducted for being Quoner's Siamese Twin

3) TFLF - I don't think he means to be funny, but I can't help but smile at the constant negativity.

2) UNTFlyer - A new stadium at UNT? hahahahahahahahahahhahaha.... oh, wait.

And, in the original theme of this post, the winner is...

1) GreenPanther - I expect great things.

*** This is strictly done with my own judgement with standards of which only I am privey. This is also done with tongue firmly planted in cheek****

Weekly power rankings?

TexasStranger needs a spot on this list for the whole less is more approach.

I can think of about a dozen other guys, but why list my cohorts when I'd rather keep them guessing if I really support them?

[Green P1]

10 Funniest people on the board, according to me:

10) Daddydumpsalot - come on, with a name like that, you gotta make the list

9) Green P1 - ya, I know, he's annoying and tries waaaay too hard... constantly, but he does occasionally find a gem 8) KRAM1 - yes, I find unbridled optimism amusing

7) Meangreendork - anyone who constantly racks themselves on the political fence makes me chuckle

6) UT2012 - "I work for the AD" B.S. made my summer. Haven't seen him in a while, maybe RV read his posts.

5) Quoner - I don't understand most of his humor, but what I do is good stuff. PS - you woulda been higher if you would get off my baseball scrotum.

4) Tasty Greek - I don't understand most of his humor, but what I do is good stuff. PS - points deducted for being Quoner's Siamese Twin

3) TFLF - I don't think he means to be funny, but I can't help but smile at the constant negativity.

2) UNTFlyer - A new stadium at UNT? hahahahahahahahahahhahaha.... oh, wait.

And, in the original theme of this post, the winner is...

1) GreenPanther - I expect great things.

*** This is strictly done with my own judgement with standards of which only I am privey. This is also done with tongue firmly planted in cheek****

TOP TEN BITCHES!!! SUCK ON THAT BIN LADEN

Edited October 14, 2009 by Green P1

[UNT90]

TOP TEN BITCHES!!! SUCK ON THAT BIN LADEN

Case... in point.

[ADLER]

Which brings up this classic quote.......

Sir, thank you for the constructive criticism. It's a privilege to take comedy notes from a man of your stature.

[SCREAMING EAGLE-66]

--At least he didn't get the Oscar for acting like "The President". I am pretty sure the last one deserved it... as Chaney sat in the directors chair. .

[CaribbeanGreen]

Weekly power rankings?

TexasStranger needs a spot on this list for the whole less is more approach.

I can think of about a dozen other guys, but why list my cohorts when I'd rather keep them guessing if I really support them?

There have got to be 4 or 5 other "poster power rankings" we could run with here. Easy.

[TheTastyGreek]

There have got to be 4 or 5 other "poster power rankings" we could run with here. Easy.

I would really, really love to see a BCS style composite ranking of posters put together by the moderators. Who causes them to lose more hair, Quoner or eulesseagle? And what do the computers have to say?