MUTS trashin' us

[eulesseagle]

http://middletennessee.rivals.com/showmsg....88&sid=&style=2

[Guest JohnDenver]

That is middle school photoshopping ... pathetic.

[PerryG2480]

Well...the challenge has been extended. I say someone on this board can do much better...any takers?

[TheColonyEagle]

That is middle school photoshopping ... pathetic.

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JD, time to get over there and educate 'em.

But you have to give them a break, they just got computers last year.

[GreenN'walinsVet]

Hell im kinda proud they even know what color pictures are much less a little paint shop! I do beleive this is breaking ground for our fine single tooth friends over at MT.

[0footballfan0]

  I do beleive this is breaking ground for our fine single tooth friends over at MT.

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Old joke, but here goes....

How do we know that toothpaste was invented in Tennessee? Because if it wasn't it would be called teethpaste.

I know...... dad joke, but couldn't resist.

[Guest JohnDenver]

JD, time to get over there and educate 'em.

But you have to give them a break, they just got computers last year.

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Ahhh.. perhaps after work I can go edjumicate them sumthink.

[Eagle-96]

Three students, Slim, Jim, and Bubba died and went to heaven.

At the pearly gates, they were met by St. Peter, who explained

that although it was late and God had retired for the evening, he

had asked Albert Einstein to show them around so they wouldn't get

bored before they met God in the morning. After Einstein had

introduced himself to Slim, he asked, "By the way, Slim, what was

your IQ when you were alive?"

"159", said Slim.

"Great!", said Einstein. We'll discuss my general theory of

relativity and maybe a little unified field theory as I show you

around."

"What an exciting opportunity!", said Slim.

Einstein then introduced himself to Billy-Bob, and when he was done he said, "Tell me, Billy-Bob - what was your IQ when you were

alive?"

"141", said Billy-Bob.

"Good," said Einstein. "If you'd like, we can discuss a little

mathematics and philosophy as I point out the heavenly sights."

"Nothing I'd like better!" was Billy-Bob's reply.

After Einstein had introduced himself to Bubba, he asked, "What was your IQ when you were alive, Bubba?"

"58" said Bubba.

Punching him on the arm, Einstein said, "Hey, Bubba - How 'bout

them Blue Raiders!"

Edited September 8, 2005 by Eagle-96

[theboro]

What did the NT graduate say to the MT graduate?

Answer: Paper or plastic?

[kj86]

Aw shucks. This friendly banter is just so keen.

[meangreenfreak]

What did the NT graduate say to the MT graduate?

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Stop washing my winshield! I'm not giving you any money!

Edited September 8, 2005 by meangreenfreak

[Eagle-96]

What did the NT graduate say to the MT graduate?

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Give me my pizza or get off my front porch.

[GreenN'walinsVet]

What did the NT graduate say to the MT graduate?

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No i will not let you look at any of MY CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS!!!!

Edited September 8, 2005 by GreenN'walinsVet

[Eagle-96]

What did the NT graduate say to the MT graduate?

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Can you come in here and take a memo?

[Guest JohnDenver]

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Edited September 8, 2005 by JohnDenver

[Eagle-96]

What did the NT graduate say to the MT graduate?

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I'll have a #2 up-sized with curly fries and a Coke.

[eulesseagle]

What does a MUTS grad say to a UNT grad??

Thank you boss.

[Eagle-96]

What did the NT graduate say to the MT graduate?

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I'll take the Premium Wash-n-Wax with Pine scent air freshener.

[TheColonyEagle]

What did the NT graduate say to the MT graduate?

Answer: Paper or plastic?

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I might consider hiring you but you CANNOT pay for your dental plan based on the number of teeth you have.

It's not free!

[MootPoint]

What did the NT graduate say to the MT graduate?

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Do I stick the dollar bill here?

No wait, I'm not sure what to say to the women.

[MeanGreen61]

MUTS grad & wife on Jerry Springer Show

[MeanGreen61]

MUTS grad business venture. Chose this over beachfront property in Arizona

Day Care Center in the 'Boro. "Hangin' out Tennessee style"