smuT sells cardboard cutouts of fans to fill stadium

[hickoryhouse]

Could see some fun to be had with this.....

[greenjoe]

With the threat of rain, many of the “Bronco Stand ins” were afraid of coming unlaminated.  Rather than attend the game, they went across the street to the IHOP and called Muffy for a ride home.

[PlummMeanGreen]

Clever....just like their mass transfer was last year to create an instant Top 25 football program.  We should copy such success.
 

[Cr1028]

We should fill their stadium. With Mean Green Stand-ins. Like a few hundred Mason Fines and Seth Littrells. Maybe throw in some Dale Hansen and some Sean Stopperich’s for good measure.

Edited September 10, 2020 by Cr1028

[untjim1995]

Those really wanting to support SMU with a cutout will get lifetime seats and you can deposit illegal cash into its pockets for Eric Dickerson and Craig James to pick up so they can finally get paid off 

[TheTastyGreek]

Lowest price point is $50 each. 

So, for $300, you can submit 5 photos of murdered prostitutes and one photo of Craig James for some historically significant fun. 

For $100 apiece, Sonny Dykes has to sign them. 

[Tom McKrackin]

Just now, TheTastyGreek said:

Lowest price point is $50 each. 

So, for $300, you can submit 5 photos of murdered prostitutes and one photo of Craig James for some historically significant fun. 

For $100 apiece, Sonny Dykes has to sign them. 

😁

[Cr1028]

3 minutes ago, TheTastyGreek said:

Lowest price point is $50 each. 

So, for $300, you can submit 5 photos of murdered prostitutes and one photo of Craig James for some historically significant fun. 

For $100 apiece, Sonny Dykes has to sign them. 

[greeneagle1]

7 minutes ago, PlummMeanGreen said:

Clever....just like their mass transfer was last year to create an instant Top 25 football program.  We should copy such success.
 

That will hurt them when they dont have any depth from younger classes. 

[greenjoe]

Let’s get some cutouts of June Jones and his inner city ministry program.  That’s still a thing, isn’t it ?

[bstnsportsfan3]

Even if no one buys a cut out, the stadium will still look as full as it does on any traditional SMU home game! 

[NorthTexasSportsNetwork]

Now the question is, will the be required to wear Polos in the picture 

[Rudy]

I'm surprised they didn't already do this. 

 

As for the cutouts of prostitutes, that's a lot of money, but soooooo worth it. 

[PlummMeanGreen]

On 9/10/2020 at 1:58 PM, Cr1028 said:

We should fill their stadium. With Mean Green Stand-ins. Like a few hundred Mason Fines and Seth Littrells. Maybe throw in some Dale Hansen and some Sean Stopperich’s for good measure.

Would a Dale Hansen cutout count as 2 Apogee seats? 😱

(Thats OK, Hansen, most of us have had to go on starvation diets at some point to take off a few). 

GMG!
 

[SMUleopold]

On 9/10/2020 at 4:06 PM, NorthTexasSportsNetwork said:

Now the question is, will the be required to wear Polos in the picture 

No.  Smoking jacket and cigarette holder, and don't forget the 25 y.o. trophy wife - we need the money.  

[MeanGreenDadx2]

Don't be surprised if the cardboard cutouts buy replacement cardboard cutouts that show up as empty seats.

[Rudy]

If the prostitute cutouts end up missing, we know who to blame 

[outoftown]

On 9/10/2020 at 9:01 PM, TheTastyGreek said:

Lowest price point is $50 each. 

So, for $300, you can submit 5 photos of murdered prostitutes and one photo of Craig James for some historically significant fun. 

For $100 apiece, Sonny Dykes has to sign them. 

 

4 hours ago, Rudy said:

If the prostitute cutouts end up missing, we know who to blame 

Hmm. Makes me wonder if the Craig James cutout will run for political office. Will probably be a better listener than the original and better know when to shut his mouth.

[trud1966]

hmmmm....I might have an idea....