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23 hours ago, UNT 90 Grad said:

Unfortunately a lot of the younger board members are wondering what Cheers bar talk is. 

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"WELL YA SEE, NORM, IT’S LIKE THIS… A HERD OF BUFFALO CAN ONLY MOVE AS FAST AS THE SLOWEST BUFFALO. AND WHEN THE HERD IS HUNTED, IT IS THE SLOWEST AND WEAKEST ONES AT THE BACK THAT ARE KILLED FIRST. THIS NATURAL SELECTION IS GOOD FOR THE HERD AS A WHOLE, BECAUSE THE GENERAL SPEED AND HEALTH OF THE WHOLE GROUP KEEPS IMPROVING BY THE REGULAR KILLING OF THE WEAKEST MEMBERS.

IN MUCH THE SAME WAY, THE HUMAN BRAIN CAN ONLY OPERATE AS FAST AS THE SLOWEST BRAIN CELLS. EXCESSIVE INTAKE OF ALCOHOL, AS WE KNOW, KILLS BRAIN CELLS. BUT NATURALLY IT ATTACKS THE SLOWEST AND WEAKEST BRAIN CELLS FIRST. IN THIS WAY, REGULAR CONSUMPTION OF BEER ELIMINATES THE WEAKER BRAIN CELLS, MAKING THE BRAIN A FASTER AND MORE EFFICIENT MACHINE.

THAT’S WHY YOU ALWAYS FEEL SMARTER AFTER A FEW BEERS.”

-Clifford C Clavin

 

 

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On 10/13/2019 at 10:02 AM, NorthTexasSportsNetwork said:

Look at the FAMU and other great bands

I watched the highly regarded Bethune Cookman and Texas Southern bands in Denton. They were horrible. They prance around and strut and put on a cool show but they are not good musically. I really looked forward to seeing them....until I saw them. 

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