Monkeypox

Hypno-eagle.

You still need both. And you still need to recruit and build relationships with high school kids. Because if a year or two later they're unhappy with their situation at another school, then you'll have already built a relationship with them. And while a couple of coaching staffs have used the portal for massive roster turnover, I think that's best for new staffs. Otherwise, it's primarily for filling the gaps left from players leaving/graduating, and replacing players who aren't developing well enough/properly. So, YES, you need to be heavily focused on the transfer portal, but you can't just be like "no point getting high school kids". It's not like every one of those kids, or even every one of the BEST kids will leave.

Yeah, I would hate having Deion and all of his exciting winning football here. Blech.

Naw, he looks like he had a thread deleted.

Maybe not. Now we know we need a lead of around 30 points.

Tear down the goal posts. Just find some in your neighborhood or whatever.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop murdering.

And we're done.

Wow. Trying our hardest not to win this.

NICE play by Jackson there.

Ugh.

Obvious hold.

It's gonna have to.

Nice play. 1 on 1 with Maclin... gotta make them pay.

Morris: Hold my beer!

Can we SERIOUSLY stop these dumb penalties?! NEVERMIND, that's a shit call.

Man, where was THIS before?!

BURNS making it happen! Rodgers looks very poised.

Rodgers with the wheels!

Our tackling makes every RB look like Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson

Black practice jerseys are a clear indicator that it’s from that time Morris coached Dickey’s final game.

Well, I'm not sure how relevant that data set will be unless we want our scouts going to high school programs that have been losing most of their games over the last 30 years.

The point is that if everyone is inflating their numbers, then it's not like we're comparing apples to moon cheese. It would only matter if we were somehow the ONE school not doing it. If all or most schools are doing it, then our inflated heights and weights are still well below that of most of our competition. So either they're all colluding to make our players look smaller, or they're actually smaller. Yes, there are very good linemen at 6'0" and under, but they are the exception. There's a reason scouts have their preferences, so if you think height doesn't matter, take it up with them. Yes, if a guy is an elite talent and outside of the ideal size range, they can absolutely overcome their size deficiencies. But that's like saying having a roster of 5'8" QBs isn't an issue because Kyler Murray was awesome. Of all the DL drafted in last year's NFL draft, there were TWO DT below 6'2", and ZERO DE. Our defensive players are tiny. Almost half our DL have linebacker size. But also, I noticed you left out weights... why is that? I focused on both height AND weight, as one or the other alone doesn't tell the whole story. Our players are shorter and lighter than most squads.