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5. Hopefully we win 5 in a row,

I don't know why Jason Bean doesn't go in at quarterback on 3rd and short plays. It seems like his speed would force the defense to put some guys out on the corners and open up the middle or risk him breaking a big run. I also don't know why he isn't the holder on field goal attempts and point after tries. There are plenty of other things I don't know, but those two are enough for now.

I always listen to the post game show on kntu as I drive home from the games and assumed they aired the game. I have listened to away games on khyi 95.3 before, but not this year. I don't know if they are still part of the network.

Are you talking about the quarterback quitting/redshirting thing, or the scrotums on fire thing?

Not on the way down

The colonoscopy I had on Wednesday is now the second worst thing that I have experienced this week

Get the home game first, or have a huuuuuuge buy out.

Same. Wife and I usually head over there as soon as the team walks from the bus to the locker room, eat, have a couple of drinks, and give our table to people trying to eat standing up.

I have a similar travel trailer I camp all over the country in during the summer (wife and I are both teachers) but have never tailgated in it. Is your trailer set up for 30 amp or 50 amp. Ours is 30 amp and a 3,500 Champion will run it with no problem. I can actually run it on 20 amp outlet as long as I don't try to run the a/c and microwave at the same time. In a pinch your refrigerator will run on propane for days or 12 volt for hours. There is a Facebook group called RV Atlas that is a good place to ask questions like this if you don't mind a few irrelevant responses before getting the right answer.

The Tennessee State Hickory Burger was my go to meal. The Mondo Nachos at Cool Beans were good when you needed to share for financial reasons.

Which Dollar General would that be?

Same here

Do the teams in the automatic qualifier conferences get better/extra draft picks since more players want to play for them?

Is Kason Martin in the witness protection program. or does he just really like to put on the eye black?

I would literally NEVER rather work. Never.

I am going, but I refuse to cheer.

We still have all out time outs. Can we give one to UAB?

I finally got my picture in the paper and all they got was the back of my head?

My wife also graduated from UNT (then NTSU) and attends every event I do, wears plenty of green, and reminds me to fly the flag on our travel trailer when we set up camp.

Last year 247 had us 11th in C-USA and Rivals had us 95th in the country, four spots ahead of dead last Troy. Also, Hillary was a shoe in for the presidency and Philly had no chance at the Super bowl after Wentz went down. And then there is this from the Boston Globe...

I need more hypothetical information before I can answer. Who are we losing conference championship games to and what are we doing in bowl games?

See you there