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Fine, Doug, I'll do your podcast. RT @DougBenson: You are so funny! Please do an episode of #DougLovesMovies! #TrollingTwitterForGuests

Serious inquiry: is Anne Coulter still a thing?

Don't hate the player; he clearly hates himself already.

"Something about this.... .stinks!" --@peteholmez as "The ExcreMentalist" at the end of each cold open. #ExcreMentalist #tbsveryfunny

Sweet. So, um, she seein' anybody? RT @SethMacFarlane: #FF @GirlMacFarlane - My sister Rachael is finally on Twitter!

Mitt Romney = Ricky Shroeder's character from Silver Spoons - Alfonso Ribiero's character + time. /bc: @MottRomney2012 @robdelaney

Shannon Doherty is a poor man's Valerie Bertanelli. #Truth /bc: @fart

MMA fans think you have 2 sets of friends: pro mma & con. But really it is 1 group of people that are sure you are gay. #mma @willjcollins

Approved! RT @fart: piano players are called pianists, but race car drivers are not called racists. no one knows why

Before Comedy House's Heckler Show, a Look at How the Pros Handle Obnoxious Fans - Dallas - Arts - The Mixmaster - http://t.co/maeagIm9

I am a genie. RT @michaela_bleau: @comedy_law wtf?

Ok. Do @bracketdan and @tweetgrubes know? RT @SportsSturm: "...Just pulled a bunch of P1 tip..."

Best burger in DFW = @ChopHouseBurger #nationalcheeseburgerday @Dallas_Foodie @amandaaustinDCH

American moms getting pics made of fat children to send to African donors who buy @slimfast for them for pennies a day. #dontfeedthechildren

American moms getting pics made of fat children to send to African donors who buy @slimfast for them for pennies a day. #dontfeedthechildren

Your penance: teach yourself to proofread. #forgiven RT @_kreyolCAKEE: #confession ; I thought myself how to drive & cook, & I do both very

Your penance is to try weed, then H. #forgiven RT @allycardd: #confession I'm a phone addict

Sorry last vid posted three times. Totally worth it. #comedy #Brony

THIS RT @kellyoxford: I've had the chills since a friend told me Tom Cruise is the same age Wilford Brimley was in Cocoon.

Nice! RT @jdtatum: My mom used Facebook to tell the Cowboys to wake up. I'm streaming NBC's Parenthood and thinking about making lemon bars.

.@therangersgame that is the limburgh baby

DBA BBW #business

R.I.P. Felix The Cat. Bring @Garfield to justice. #murderer #GarfieldLIVE

This from W.H. Auden, as we consider diplomacy and frenetic foreign affairs. http://t.co/dfn4frA3 #wemustloveoneanotherordie #poetry