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  1. 12/22 to-do: 1. Watch "New Girl" on Hulu 2. RedTube "cute indie girls" b/c Zoe is hot 3. UNT/LSU 4. RedTube "6'8" black men" b/c T-Mitch is hot.

    1. Green P1

      Green P1

      1. Terrible

      2. Yes

      3. MMMMMMM

  2. Marc Cohn keeps getting hotter and hotter

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    2. Censored by Laurie

      Censored by Laurie

      Diane Lane...holding a Rawlins-brand basketball

    3. Quoner

      Quoner

      The 80s mini-series V, changing lanes into Princess Di's limo

    4. TheTastyGreek

      TheTastyGreek

      80 year old Betty White, holding the door of a limousine containing Princess Superstar.

  3. Everyone loves forced outrage.

    1. NT03

      NT03

      I was going to rage out this morning around 11 , but then my stupid therapist told me I had to wait till 2. So I killed her

    2. Censored by Laurie

      Censored by Laurie

      Damn. Sounds like you need therapy.

    3. Censored by Laurie

      Censored by Laurie

      On the plus side, fun is certainly being had.

  4. If anyone wants a laugh, go to Craigslist NYC...tickets...then search for Radiohead.

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    2. Green Mean

      Green Mean

      Meh, that's where all the spammers go. I go to miscellaneous romance.

    3. Green P1

      Green P1

      If you want to laugh have someone explain to you the merits of said Radiohead.

    4. Censored by Laurie
  5. Is really disappointed that his Lance Dunbar iron-on t-shirt won't come to fruition for this weekend.

  6. Peoria Johnson told Ol' Dirty Joe "I can break out of any ol' jail you know...bars are iron, walls are stone...all I need me is an old fishbone."

    1. TheTastyGreek

      TheTastyGreek

      You gonna get used to wearin' them chains after a while, Luke. Don't you never stop listenin' to them clinking. 'Cause they gonna remind you of what I been saying. For your own good.

    2. Quoner

      Quoner

      Winners go home and f*** the prom queen. /non-cultured movie about jail reference

  7. Stocking up for Hurricane Irene...off to the liquor store

  8. Sent Fouts out in style...just booked flight to DFW to Christen the Winged Wonder

  9. Just stubbed his toe. Bombshell of a fiasco.

    1. Quoner

      Quoner

      It's not about one toe stub. It's about the hundreds of times you've stubbed it in the past. You should threaten to cut off your foot even though we all know you won't.

    2. Green P1

      Green P1

      Are you serious?

  10. Key West bound...suck it New England and your April snow showers

  11. Wondering when the brain trust is going to delve into the Labian Situation

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    2. Green P1

      Green P1

      Not Metro. Long Shot Saloon. Both highly and lowly recommended.

    3. Censored by Laurie

      Censored by Laurie

      Does one go to the Long Shot before or after the Reconsider Lounge?

    4. Green P1

      Green P1

      Its probably an either/or situation.

  12. Hates it when a funny line is wasted on the last post of the fourth page of a thread. The fourth page becomes no-man's-land when the fifth one is started as the links go 1,2,3,5. So...FYI...there is humor out there on the 4th page of a thread. Go find it and laugh

    1. TheTastyGreek

      TheTastyGreek

      I was more amazed that KRAM went there. Uncharacteristic, and very hilarious.

  13. that's what conference games do.

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    2. Censored by Laurie

      Censored by Laurie

      I'm making no promises either way. I will say that if it does happen, and the sores appear around the lip, I will punch you to make it look like you just got in a fight.

    3. TheTastyGreek

      TheTastyGreek

      He has to listen to the podcast first for it to even be a problem.

    4. NT03

      NT03

      I'm horrible I know. I took me a week to be able to listen. I really just wanted to wait till my next shipment of Viagra came in. Let's just say , it was well worth the wait !!! Great Job Fellas

  14. Wind power...the new AIDS

    1. TheTastyGreek

      TheTastyGreek

      But what is the new black? Maybe someone on the forum has the answer...

    2. Censored by Laurie

      Censored by Laurie

      Sorry...but I don't have time to worry about this...a rogue wind turbine just killed my father and raped my mother.

  15. isn't altogether certain that there is any such thing as exaggeration. Our brains permit us to utilize such a wee fraction of their resources that, in a sense, everything we experience is a reduction

  16. found my long lost copy of Robert Earl Keen's "Gravitational Forces" in my car this afternoon. Needless to say, it as a good drive home.

  17. drinks up the sunrise and wakes up with the moon.

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