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My brother in Christ, this isn’t a Highlander situation - there are way more than two people laughing at you. Is the desired outcome for all this for us to go wow, that’s a really good insight because I thought losing was fine? If so, I promise I can act impressed when you post it again in 45 minutes.

Has anyone ever been prouder of repeatedly saying “you know, the ranking and record would be better if we won more games?”

When Stone sharts shitting, things are going to open up nicely.

Probably the biggest reason why Aune left. We’re no longer reaching his peers.

The best part is doing it while pretending he was the only problem and Bennett had a competent defense. In the second half of our 7 losses, we gave up 181 points. One pick six came down 24 in the fourth to UNLV and Memphis had the well-documented two awful ones, so we can round that down to “just” 160. We also forced 12 second half punts in all of those losses combined. It was brutal on all sides, but pinning it all on one dude like this is absurd. Glad and relieved this season and era is over, but why shit on someone this hard and why just him? Is it because Aune doesn’t wear shorts and give cool soundbites about his wife cucking him if he doesn’t retire?

Now do Aune before facing the 124th ranked defense in college football.

Please don’t call my wife a big fat sloppy dumb cow of a whore. She’d be very offended!

This may be the worst officiated continuous 10 minutes of basketball for everyone on the court I have seen in at least 15 years.

We might have had homecourt in the NIT or scored 7 more points in the La Tech CUSA tournament game with that elusive Buffalo dub. Changed everything about last year for sure.

Every weirdo on this thread is required to hang dong an entire home game if he hits 10 wins next season #dicksoutforharambeandcoach

Theater Bois when they can’t get attention

Friendly advice: if you reply to the troll, you become the one who’s terrible at trolling. The magical theater boy can’t put on a play unless we give him a stage.

Stop lecturing me, you wheat-chaffed theater fetus. I don’t get to make these decisions and I don’t have Twitter.

More like Smatress Mac if we make this hire, amirite?

Matthew Taibbi clearly has some upcoming damning information about how the account got hacked, stayed active and then got hacked again somehow. It’s going to change… everything.

An ad agency and some spare local elected officials is the whole SA business community? Maybe he can use year 7 to win over USAA, Valero, HEB, Bruce Bowen and various Alamo Tour guides. (PS - would still be cool to hear from our NIL effort on what was done this season and what’s ahead.)

You should probably set your browser to incognito before trying to figure all that out.

How’s that whole NIL thing? Do we have success stories of placements, activities and more from the last 4 months since launch? Programs or sponsorship successes we can point to? Numbers to show momentum? Would be a good time to tout things on that front while the portal’s open if we have it.

Lol at this entire performance https://defector.com/deion-sanders-meets-new-players-tells-them-to-get-lost/

They had a thorough statement out within 10 minutes of GMG chatter and those things typically take a few hours for draft, review and approvals. It all felt very intentional all the way down to making sure GMG broke the news first.

To be fair, Katniss Everdeen and her ilk never wanted to wake up such a sleeping giant. The jump to District 12 is going to be even more competitive.

Gordo, I’d like to be the first to give you absolutely no credit whatsoever for anything that happened tonight. Thank you so much!

Everyone’s always a jerk until Aetna doesn’t accept the claim for expanders. Tolerate me now and I fully believe you’ll have the last laugh someday when I have teenagers.

Ben. I’d @ you directly if we needed to talk. If you can use a strong understanding of dental dam inventory and high school playing experience to fix the defense, I’d happily put you in some Bermuda shorts and cheer you on forever. Couldn’t be worse than Phil.

Yeah but I’m a miserable piece of shit that lives to say I told you so when things go wrong. I have spent my whole Friday hate watching, so it’s clear you’re the real sucker here.