[Tulane (3/14/24)]

23 hours ago, NorthTexasWeLove said:

This is offensive. 

Defending a woman takes away her right to defend herself. It suggests that women are inherently weaker than men and incapable of self-defense. 

Happy equal pay day @Lydia Gooding

[UTSA (2/24/24)]

3 hours ago, Green Lantern said:

Is it time to open the discussion about Ross Hodge? I mean there’s been tons of talk on here about how he was the reason for Mac’s success and we’re getting a 1 for 1 replacement if not better. I’m not so sure about that at this point. We play awful situational basketball in crunch time.

If we’ve learned to never leave a timeout sitting once we pushed and didn’t get the look we wanted, great - that’s growth. If it keeps happening along with a general lack of plays/looks for certain player combos, then yeah, let’s have a measured conversation and probably not invite a few folks. 

[If the Conference Tournament started today....]

14 hours ago, UNTLifer said:

Why are you here?

This cat I keep feeding won’t stop showing up!

[Looks like the end for Sports Illustrated]

On 1/21/2024 at 11:17 PM, UNTLifer said:

I think it was adding fat chicks in bikinis. Looking, briefly, at Ashley Graham. 

Hell yeah, brother. I didn’t take these viagra to masturbate to just any big-boned gal off the last trolley in town. Hey Alexis - open HornPub / Big Naturals and dim the oil lamps. I’m taking a model T to jizzizzippi!

[Smastrek re-signs]

Woj is saying it’s a 2 year deal with a mutual option for 3. No info on cost breakdown yet. 

[Bball game day]

The produced game day experience has felt frozen in time for multiple decades now. Really thought Wren was gonna invest in it, then had hopes for the next regime and now I just hope we finally get mops. I still remember the high of the RV memorial replay monitor coming in after the UTA loss and can’t wait to feel that way about some piddly little push brooms. 

[SMU (1/25/24)]

10 hours ago, cousin oliver said:

I just don't get why you want to demean the attendance the day after such a great effort?  I get that there were other well attended games but maybe we should give it a couple of days.

Let Andrew count things in peace. It’s like a super power for him and he deserves to be happy. 

[SMU (1/25/24)]

16 minutes ago, CMJ said:

I love how even on a great night, we've had at least 3-4 snark fights break out on the board.  And I say that as someone who participated!

 

We kinda suck.  LOL.

I could have created this thread six months ago with ChatGPT and a six-pack and it would still suck less than the last several pages. 

[Nice Gear Nice Price]

Price looks #nice to me. 

 

[Let’s see those Mean Green gifts! 🎁]

21 hours ago, golfingomez said:

This has nothing to do with North Texas, but I spent so much time putting this effing thing together last night in just going to show it off

I opened that same stupid table track thinking it would take 15-20 minutes to put together and walked away more angry about it (and the blister on my thumb from the stupid tacks) than the bunk beds we put together next. I hope you poured a good drink after because we sure did.

[The spark that lit Minneapolis...]

20 hours ago, UNTLifer said:

Exactly, there are better current events to be talking about such as the Biden crime family, the Colorado Supreme Court basically thinking they have the right to remove a candidate from the ballot because they don't like him, druggy Hunter promising to move out of the country if Trump is elected, idiot Chicago mayor blaming Greg Abbott for the immigration problem when his own party has essentially ignored the issue at our southern border, etc.  Why is this being rehashed now?

Big “my kids don’t call me anymore, please argue with me on the college sports board so I’m not alone on Christmas” energy. Well done and merry merry to all!

[So we really can't criticize the head coach, eh?]

A 3 page ode to censorship on a Tuesday? Good stuff.
 

Enjoy the bye week, everyone! Be sure to grab a weird shirt on the way out. 

[Todd Dodge 2.0]

Show some respect. This man walked so @rojomojo could run. 

[What Did I Tell ALL of You?]

Just now, CaribbeanGreen said:

Loomer Sooner

Beats Groomer Later? 

[What Did I Tell ALL of You?]

1 minute ago, CaribbeanGreen said:

Long overdue to give a Nazi incel a chance at the reins 

Is Effeminate Hank the Milo Yiannopoulos of GMG? 

[What Did I Tell ALL of You?]

46 minutes ago, rojomojo said:

Honestly, the athletic department deserves everything they are getting. They chose to take an easy, lazy, and pathetic approach to hiring Morris. They could have had Nick Fuentes

Damn - had no idea we had a shot at him. Weird fit, but definitely a change in philosophy we’ve only tried in spurts. 

 

[Wren Baker]

Slowly making the whole program out of youth ministers in under two years was the boldest strategy of all. 

[Cal Loss GIF-only reactions MEGA THREAD]

[Our Defense is TERRIBLE!!!]

3 minutes ago, GrandGreen said:

I don't recall ever seeing a worst tackling college team than I witnessed today. 

Not saying you’re wrong, but please note how many pages this search term reveals on the site.

[****OFFICIAL CAL va. UNT IN-GAME DISCUSSION***]

4 minutes ago, rojomojo said:

Just wanna see em succeed man. I knew this kinda stuff would happen the moment Morris got the job

You’re getting the team you personally absolutely deserve 

[There are only four main North Texas game scripts]

Think about the years 2006-2023 and start categorizing games…

Script one: blow out some crappy school and enjoy it. These are fun and the offense has turned a corner and you know, the defense did limit scoring! [Available for most second home games]

Script two: Give up a TD immediately. Answer back and make it feel like we’re in for a shootout. Some mistake happens and then all goes to hell when the defense makes two stops all day. Most of the board ends the day mad at the QB. (Available 50-60% of most seasons.)

Script three: Jump out to a 2ish score lead and then crumble. Usually happens when the vibes feel way too good early and the offense can’t score or run clock every single possession. [Available in UTSA or La Tech models]

Script four: Lay a fat turd and be down four scores in the second quarter. (Available in limited edition SMU and Bowl Game models)
 

Please add or modify as you see fit.

[Spectrum Cable Sucks]

[Anderson Distillery Moving to Denton]

It’s nice to see Red’s old space get used I guess, but seems like a cursed spot that still hasn’t lived up to its potential. Related, but anyone heard what’s going into the Armadillo and Boca 31 spots? I’ve heard Union Bear, which is just weird on a few levels, but haven’t seen anything official. I guess that pairs well with the Rodeo Goat that’s about to open. 

[some of you...]

Seems like many of our fan grievances stem from the fact that a vocal few of you are unlikeable people/coworkers and your acquaintances/colleagues enjoy douchebaging with you about college sports. 

[NIT Billboard in Denton looking good]

20 hours ago, NTEX91 said:

The same board was displayed today on Loop 820 in North Richland Hills.

One in Lewisville headed South just before the Hebron/121 exits too.