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Quoner

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  1. Is this what it feels like to be a Cubs fan?

    1. Quoner

      Quoner

      This is what happens when you don't respect your elders.

      They put gypsy curses on you and celebrate it.

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  2. Serious Question: If I could fall into the sky, do you think time would pass me by?

  3. Marc Cohn keeps getting hotter and hotter

    1. Quoner

      Quoner

      The 80s mini-series V, changing lanes into Princess Di's limo

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  4. NT Soccer vs. Denver this Friday here in Denton for all the marbles

  5. Just read the most incoherent paragraph ever composed on GMG.com.

  6. We need the Voy board back.

    1. Quoner

      Quoner

      humor is lost these days. So is being thrifty. Oh well.

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  7. Man, Dallas sports talk radio is awful. All Cowboys, all the time.

    1. Quoner

      Quoner

      Redskins fans -- embracing the glory of being the exact same spare team with a different asshole owner with a human face and a black soul

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  8. Peoria Johnson told Ol' Dirty Joe "I can break out of any ol' jail you know...bars are iron, walls are stone...all I need me is an old fishbone."

    1. Quoner

      Quoner

      Winners go home and f*** the prom queen. /non-cultured movie about jail reference

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  9. Sent Fouts out in style...just booked flight to DFW to Christen the Winged Wonder

  10. Zelig (Woody Allen, 1983): "Documentary" about a man who can look and act like whoever he's around, and meets various famous people.

    1. Quoner

      Quoner

      Just because it didn't land doesn't mean it wasn't a good line

  11. Tonto Bernstein

    1. Quoner

      Quoner

      That was awesome -- and tense

  12. Just stubbed his toe. Bombshell of a fiasco.

    1. Quoner

      Quoner

      It's not about one toe stub. It's about the hundreds of times you've stubbed it in the past. You should threaten to cut off your foot even though we all know you won't.

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  13. Wondering when the brain trust is going to delve into the Labian Situation

    1. Quoner

      Quoner

      Do not refer to Metro as a random bar that always stays open until 5. It's so much more.

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  14. Did the Eagle's Nest forum just disappear?

    1. Quoner

      Quoner

      I don't win much anymore. Hold up the license plate and light the tower.

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  15. Did the Eagle's Nest forum just disappear?

    1. Quoner

      Quoner

      I heard it went for a drive with Ted Kennedy!!11!

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  16. hopes thisULL game tonight goes our way.

  17. was just kidding about looking forward to that MTSU game.

  18. isn't afraid to say what is on his mind and doesn't care about +/-'s.

    1. Quoner

      Quoner

      I don't care about -1's, but who gave me this -1? I am outraged! Bleaaargh!

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  19. Now that the Republicans have control of the House, where are the jobs? Why isn't the economy fixed yet? Why do we still have a deficit? Why are we still in recession? Are Republicans secretly Muslim and trying to ruin our country?

    1. Quoner

      Quoner

      I saw President Obama and Ms. Krabapple in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

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  20. I just got Acute Carpal Tunnel Syndrome from reading the boards. The curse has gone viral!

    1. Quoner

      Quoner

      No kidding! The picture of RV in the top banner is hell on my wrist.

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