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Green Grenade

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  • Birthday 10/09/1937

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  1. This is truly a small world. The toilet in the guest bath overflowed, so I called a plummer. When he showed up, I noticed on his business card (Royal Flush, Inc), that his name is Jim Twinkle. During small talk (very small talk, I might ad) while he worked, he mentioned he and his wife are OU graduates. He got his Bachelor's degree in Septic Tanks in Durant, his Masters in Toilet Lids, and believ it or not, his PHD in The Science of Glazing Bathtubs. I asked what his wife majored in, and he said Topless Dancing. By the way, before someone else asks, the scaled model of Legends Stadium will be presented to Rick V. by the end of the month. The delay, of course, was Margie's health. It even got me out of jury duty. As soon as I can, I'll post photos on the board. Now back to Jim Twinkle. He was quite competent, so I tipped him $10 and he said thank yew. Just another OU success story.
  2. First, let me apologize, because I know I'm gonna get blasted here, cause we want a football series with SMU. Get serious!!! We have nothing to gain by playing that dumb school. I looked up SMU in Webster's Dictionary, and SMU is the abreviation for: STUPID MORONS UNLIMITED. Why in hell would anybody in their right mind build a campus sandwiched between Mockingbird Lane on the South X Airline Road on the East X Hillcrest Road on the West and some congested narrow street three blocks to the North of Mockingbird Lane (tweet-tweet). Am, what's even more ridiculous, their basketball is MOODY, as in ill-tempered. So, there you have it. Meanwhile, THE NORTH TEXAS MEAN GREEN is ready to kick some A- - in the SunBelt and a return trip to New Orleans, while the WAC Champ goes t o warm, cozy Boise, Idaho.
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