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32 minutes ago, UNT90 said:

Apparently you didn't see the Duke Lacrosse 30 for 30...

Plus, anything that glorifies Dale Hansen sucks ass. That guy glorifies himself enough.

I saw it and it was great. But I lived the SMU and SWC as a young guy. When SMU was at their height, back in the early 80s and having no idea they were paying players, I loved watching them run the option...McIlhenny may have been one the best option QBs I ever saw, although pitching to Dickerson and James was probably pretty easy.

But the cheating was over the top and they got what they deserved. I just wish the NCAA didn't look at them as if they punished them too hard and still used the death penalty on other cheaters.

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They've personally kept the Versace line of manpurses in business through the lean years.

Their concentrated population of male students makes me feel safe sending my daughter out at night in virtually every other neighborhood in America.

If I ever need a DWI attorney, I'm looking to SMU grads.  They've got experience!

Their propensity for snorting cocaine through rolled up hundred dollar bills keeps Texans employed at the US Bureau of Engraving and Printing in Ft. Worth.

Clop fetishists across the nation thank the ponies for the idea.

I'm always down for an SMU coed "Gone slummin'"

 

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1. Ivy League level snobbery without all the pesky accolades.

2. University Park, keeping under the table briefcase cash fashionable

3. You can't spell: "We're super arrogant about our glory days in the SWC which we were only able to achieve because of smarmy backroom dealings and in your face flouting of any and all NCAA SWC moral and all other rules of life in general".  without smu.

4.Kindly hosting us at Apogee South every other year.

 

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They've been nice enough to win as many games as us in the last 5 seasons.

They have a coach named Chad.

They haven't killed any hookers in Kerr Hall - that we know.

I do not know who their dad is, but they are always nice enough to tell me.

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